About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

When Mario finds out that Peach is marrying Bowser, he does what he can to prevent the marriage from going on. But maybe, he just needs to be open about his feelings... CHARACTERS PROPERTY OF NINTENDO

"Ring goes the telephone. Who could it be? Dad? But you are supposed to be dead. Are you dead? Because I saw you get flown into the volcano. It was a long time ago. Are you a ghost?" ***** 10 years ago, Drew Gooden's father died in the same place all Gooden babies are born: in a volcano. Or did he? As Drew sets out on a quest to find his possibly alive father, what will happen to his wife Amanda? Will she support him through what seems to be a quarter life crisis? And what about dad? The ending will astound you.

"enemy's to lovers"

Slimecicle is cool. TW: Blood, death, LOTS of cursing

son 😭😭😭😭😭 Plz help this was a joke 21 of december was when I started this I guess I started this ship? Im proud of this book Wilbjr like jared but the egirl rebbeca woont allow that Anyway idiots enjoy why do people think this is a crackfic I spend hours on these chapters 💔💔💔💔😣/j If u know me in real life no u dont except if i gave my account to u RANDOM CHAPTERS UHHH I REALLY HOPE SOMEONE GETS MY HUMOR

They are in love, then not.. then.. oh no Guys... Why does this have so many reads...

No one really notices, how I'm struggling to live or how much I'd like to die.

Everyone has a problem deep down. But this one was definitely on the surface. You can just tell.

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