XxRenjun: SLEEP YOU MOLDY SPOONS D_Jeeno: spoons get moldy? XxRenjun: don't talk to me- ___________________________________________ Check out book #1 "ofc you love me?" Nct chatroom\snapchat\IG au

MalfunctioningMom: I accidentally punched myself while trying to pull up my blanket and if that doesn't describe my life I don't know what does...... Hey_Babygirl97: ........... Tbh that describes my life too, bro..... DoughYoung: TAEYONG!! LUCAS, MARK, XIAOJUN AND HENDERY ARE TRYING TO EAT OUT OF THE GARBAGE AGAIN AND KUN AIN'T HERE TO CONTROL THEM!!! TheSonOfJinyoung: HYUNG!! FELIX AND JISUNG BROKE THE TV AGAIN!!!! HELP US!!!!! MalfunctioningMom: Fuck...... Hey_Babygirl97: .....my life..... _________________________________________ In which Stray Kids and NCT have a group chat and we get to take a peek into their chaotic lives. And yes, there'll be ships. #1 in noremin (28/04/2019) #3 in Kunwin (28/04/2019) #250 in Crack (23/07/2019) #179 in Crack (25/07/2019) #4 in WayV (8/09/2019)

21 chaotic gays on instagram (ships shall be present) started: nov. 21. 2018. completed: - dec 16- #10 in nctzens

This is my first story in english sooo Enjoy it

NCT crack based off the office :))) updating every few days or so ALL ORIGINAL QUOTES AND PLOTS ARE NOT MINE

incorrect quotes with nct members (:

The title basically :')

❝a crack about the dumb nct/smrookies boys❞ ｢ © ultbambam ｣ :: credits to tumblr ::

book 2 to kpop quotes :) just more dumbass crackhead shit ;) (it's mostly NCT but that's not a surprise) ⚠️I DO NOT GIVE CONSENT TO TEENFIC.NET TO STEAL MY BOOKS THERE ONLY POSTED ON WATTPAD WITH CONSENT⚠️

Taeyong : Dear diary i think I'm a leader of a cult of 22 men Including me??? This is a literal crackhead book : D There might be more than chat sometimes :)