an unfinished cake story from my old wattpad that i felt like republishing. a little cheesy, a little cliché, but i wouldn't have it any other way. lower case intended.

"You're an alien, are you serious?" "No, you stupid shit. I'm a person." In which a handwriting answered Luke's random question. WARNING: This story is not edited yet, so please read at your own risk. × cover's illustration credit to the illustrator × ⓒ chocolatexcakes 2015. All rights reserved.

Calum is sad and mermaid!Luke finds him. Cover changed. Completed 2016

in which calum likes to buy glow in the dark condoms so his dick looks like a light saber and luke is an cute boy who works at a pharmacy as a summer job. © guiItyprincess | 2016

Calum's this senior punk dude who loves his junior honey, Luke, who loves to wear pink. (side of mashton)

"I think that skirt would look really pretty on you." "I-It isn't for me..." "Are you sure? Forgive me; the pink Vans and daisy flower crown misguided my judgment." All Rights Reserved.© WriteDrunk 2014. Completed.

q: " hey calum :-) " a: " hey :D "

Calum resorts to leaving open mouthed kisses against Luke's neck, muscles tight under his lips, and slips his hands up. His fingers dig into Luke's lower back, pushing his lower half away from the wooden door and into Calum's. Luke's lips drop open again and his hands lace tightly behind Calum's neck. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." Or the one where Luke prays the gay away, Calum waits for him, Michael crushes everyone's dreams, and Ashton thinks the bible is fanfiction.

"asl?" "what are you trying to do, get in my pants?"

❝ Welcome to the coven, Luke ❞ © the_teen_author™