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Harry is sent to Azkaban after the Triwizard tournament. Can he survive without his soul mate? Is his soul mate alive?

Between trauma after being attacked by Quirrell, harsh comments from Snape and being told he has to go back to the Durselys, Harry has had enough. This summer he starts kicking back and watches as Dumbledore's carefully laid plans for him crumble ...

This is brainrot of the highest order, HarryxLucius pairing, eventual smut, I'm writing this because I just finished a research paper and need to vent. Harry was busy having a mental breakdown on the playground swing. Cedric was dead, he would soon be dead, and a squirrel was failing to crack a nut. Why did anything matter? Did anything matter? He didn't care. It was his sixteenth birthday, 1 AM, and he had a face full of woodchips when the Death Eaters arrived to take him. Left alone in a cell with only the bidaily visits of his host to supply food, he mulled over existence. It really sucked. But... Lucius was hot. Voldemort was hot (but also creepy and insane). Snape was hot (in an even creepier and revolting way). He was going to die anyways, but you only live once... Smash on Option 1 please.

Harry Potter was a young 6 year old boy, his parents died when he was just a baby. Since then, he's been living with his aunt and uncle with their son Dudley. His aunt and uncle hated Harry for absolutely no reason. Well, there was a reason. No one knows what it may be. However, despite having his aunt and uncle hating him. Their son, Dudley, was an okay person. Harry could rely on him sometimes, Dudley may not act like it, but he sees harry as a brother, considering he always wanted one. Dudley saw Harry as a younger brother considering they were five weeks apart. Dudley couldn't show his brotherly love to Harry around his parents as they hated Harry and tried getting Dudley to hate him as well. Both Harry and Dudley agreed to have Dudley fake hating Harry around Vernon and Petunia. But when they weren't around, they looked like brothers. You can say, that having at least one person caring for Harry is what kept Harry sane from the abuse he was suffering. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is an AU where Harry Potter is a Muggle Don't like, don't read. This is my personal idea, and such. I OWN NOTHING OTHER THAN THE STORY PLOT! CHARACTERS DO NOT BELONG TO ME NOR THE SETTINGS!! Thank you for your understanding [Start date: 2-27-23] [End date:] [Drarry]

After nearly getting killed by his uncle in the August before fifth year, Harry's magic, in a last ditch effort to save him, sends him to a powerful person with a similar magical signature. That person just happens to be one that wants to kill him. One would think that in such a situation as that, Harry would end up dead, but with a psychopath as an adversary, things can get a bit dicey. The Dark Lord doesn't want a boring finale over in two words, no. He wants the excitement of the hunt, and for that he needs to get Harry into fighting form. This brings our young charge into the care of the world's greatest villain, as a pet. But what does that mean for Harry?

Harry has just gotten home from his second year at Hogwarts. And things at home haven't changed a bit. Beatings. Verbal abuse. Even rape, every now and then. But when Ron, Fred, and George come to rescue him, the whole story comes out.

when a five year old Harry some how finds himself in 1979, there are bound to be afew questions from everyone favorite marauders.

The final battle. Everything ends and starts anew. I do not own Harry Potter and I do not own the picture. All credits to Rowling and the artist of said picture.

when he left with his family , they disappeared. Now thirteen years later the wizarding world, both light and dark are in for a shock. Meet It. The orginal author: yaoigirl22 Remember this is for fun so u guys can enjoy Have fun 😊