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Between trauma after being attacked by Quirrell, harsh comments from Snape and being told he has to go back to the Durselys, Harry has had enough. This summer he starts kicking back and watches as Dumbledore's carefully laid plans for him crumble ...

This is brainrot of the highest order, HarryxLucius pairing, eventual smut, I'm writing this because I just finished a research paper and need to vent. Harry was busy having a mental breakdown on the playground swing. Cedric was dead, he would soon be dead, and a squirrel was failing to crack a nut. Why did anything matter? Did anything matter? He didn't care. It was his sixteenth birthday, 1 AM, and he had a face full of woodchips when the Death Eaters arrived to take him. Left alone in a cell with only the bidaily visits of his host to supply food, he mulled over existence. It really sucked. But... Lucius was hot. Voldemort was hot (but also creepy and insane). Snape was hot (in an even creepier and revolting way). He was going to die anyways, but you only live once... Smash on Option 1 please.

Harry Potter was a young 6 year old boy, his parents died when he was just a baby. Since then, he's been living with his aunt and uncle with their son Dudley. His aunt and uncle hated Harry for absolutely no reason. Well, there was a reason. No one knows what it may be. However, despite having his aunt and uncle hating him. Their son, Dudley, was an okay person. Harry could rely on him sometimes, Dudley may not act like it, but he sees harry as a brother, considering he always wanted one. Dudley saw Harry as a younger brother considering they were five weeks apart. Dudley couldn't show his brotherly love to Harry around his parents as they hated Harry and tried getting Dudley to hate him as well. Both Harry and Dudley agreed to have Dudley fake hating Harry around Vernon and Petunia. But when they weren't around, they looked like brothers. You can say, that having at least one person caring for Harry is what kept Harry sane from the abuse he was suffering. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is an AU where Harry Potter is a Muggle Don't like, don't read. This is my personal idea, and such. I OWN NOTHING OTHER THAN THE STORY PLOT! CHARACTERS DO NOT BELONG TO ME NOR THE SETTINGS!! Thank you for your understanding [Start date: 2-27-23] [End date:] [Drarry]

After nearly getting killed by his uncle in the August before fifth year, Harry's magic, in a last ditch effort to save him, sends him to a powerful person with a similar magical signature. That person just happens to be one that wants to kill him. One would think that in such a situation as that, Harry would end up dead, but with a psychopath as an adversary, things can get a bit dicey. The Dark Lord doesn't want a boring finale over in two words, no. He wants the excitement of the hunt, and for that he needs to get Harry into fighting form. This brings our young charge into the care of the world's greatest villain, as a pet. But what does that mean for Harry?

Harry has just gotten home from his second year at Hogwarts. And things at home haven't changed a bit. Beatings. Verbal abuse. Even rape, every now and then. But when Ron, Fred, and George come to rescue him, the whole story comes out.

when a five year old Harry some how finds himself in 1979, there are bound to be afew questions from everyone favorite marauders.

The final battle. Everything ends and starts anew. I do not own Harry Potter and I do not own the picture. All credits to Rowling and the artist of said picture.

when he left with his family , they disappeared. Now thirteen years later the wizarding world, both light and dark are in for a shock. Meet It. The orginal author: yaoigirl22 Remember this is for fun so u guys can enjoy Have fun 😊

TW: vivid descriptions of child abuse, self-harm, neglect, suicidal themes, eating disorders and occasional profanity. Takes place during Harry's third summer. ~ Harry Potter had no one left in the world to care, save his grandfather. But he too only saw a man that was buried beneath the soil of the earth, not Harry himself. Sirius only saw James in him - a wish that maybe Harry was a complete replica of him. He's got the looks, fame, everything a kid at Hogwarts would want to be. But his ego? His self esteem? His, oh, so crumbling mental health? Nothing even close. And with the Dursleys digging him further into the hole he's buried himself in, how could he believe there was anything left for him to live for? Anything worth to live for? With the thought that's been tormenting him all summer finally catching up to him, he begins to really think about it. If he disappeared, would anyone care? Paired with tormenting nightmares of guilt prickling scenes; Harry decided he didn't care anymore. Screw the boy who lived and screw the ministry. The boy who didn't-want-to-fucking-live fled the Dursleys after a particularly harsh beating to hide out the rest of summer in Diagon Alley and pray to Merlin nobody would seek for him. But when a furious Severus Snape comes knocking at his door- Harry knew fate would never give him an ounce of rest. - cover made by me.