"Hah you thought I died bitches" ･ﾟ｡.☆.*｡･ﾟ✫*. "No one thought you died" ･ﾟ｡.☆.*｡･ﾟ✫*. "Y'all can't kill off bad bitches like me" ✫*ﾟ･ﾟ｡.☆.*｡･ﾟ✫*. Y/n enough" ✫*ﾟ･ﾟ｡.☆.*｡･ﾟ✫*. "Five you are ruining my narrating." Needless to say the umbrella academy's story is far from over. Mix in a little 60s magic, a jfk assassination, and another impending doom. BAM STORYLINE!! (This is the sequel to The Umbrella Academy so go read that first!!)

How could such a cute little kitten turn out to be a sexy man, a sex god and an all around hotty? You where walking pass an ally way when you heard a weird noise coming from it. You seen a little box that had I tiny kitten in. You taken the kitten home but later on... you seen that it want just any kitten... As you can tell... This is a lemon... meaning it is sexuallll! If you are sensitive to this stuff don't read! But if you have came here for the sexual shit... Enjoy... you lemon loving bastard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (Yeah... I'm sorry if Levi isn't exactly like how he usually is, I just kinda want to show the cuddly lovey dovey part of him that you don't usually read about in most fan fics.)

"𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐰𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧?" "𝐝𝐮𝐡, 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐛𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲" "𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 '𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐉𝐮𝐣𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞' 𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐟 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐚t 𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐞 10 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐨" 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞. ------------------- ⚠️ 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐒𝐎 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐄 ⚠️ ⚠️𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐋𝐒𝐎 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋⚠️ ⚠️𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐓(𝐒)⚠️

▪in which encounters are fateful▪ 《 and don't you dare forget she does not discriminate between sinners and saints she takes and she takes and she takes and she never gives back 》 DISCLAIMER|| Those short stories have been inspired by a friend's work (@tenderlawver on tumblr). I do not own the characters, only the plot.

❝𝗜𝗠 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗙𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗟𝗬 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘𝗙𝗨𝗟, 𝗜 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 𝗔𝗖𝗧 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗬𝗢𝗨❞ [First Name] of Jujutsu Tech has a very close teacher-student relationship with Gojo Satoru. It's just a simple relationship, just like with the other student and teachers but much closer. 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀 : 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗗 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 : 2𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗝𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆, 2021 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 :

Click on R E A D for pages filled cliché scenarios, odd imagines, and ( typical ) one-shots of Humanity's Strongest and you ( the reader ) She, he & they. (Ngl mostly she pronouns) Top date = When I got the idea. Bottom date = When I published it. NOTE: The person I was when I started this and the person I am now are very different, morals and POV and all. I'd change 80% of this but I'm so lazy and unmotivated 💀

"Please, live"

Book 1 of 【Then There Was You】 『Gojo Satoru was a man that brimmed of confidence, he knew he was the most powerful Jujutsu Sorcerer and nothing could ever shake him down- 'till he met you. 』 You were the girl that made him feel unfamiliar emotions, and even as the years passed, you continued to be his only weakness. Satoru held you deep in his heart, but how far is he willing to go, to ensure that the two of you will continue to stay by each other's side? There's angst in this, but I shall try to make it as fluffy as possible. (*'꒳'*) Also beware dear reader, this will be somewhat canon to the anime/manga, some chapters are quite long! Gotta get those details in there! 《Started : March 8, 2021》 《Completed : January 30, 2023》 。。。Book 2 in progress。。。

{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZZ POP "...am I dead?" I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them. My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that. I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing. "Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly. *~* {HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }