The only solace from your marital problems is your new cleaning man, mysteriously named Mr. Clean. You feel a connection to him that's different from what you feel with your husband. After spending a night with him, you're forced to question how you truly feel about him, and what that means about your marriage. _________ Yes, this is a self insert fanfiction about Mr. Clean. No, I will not be taking criticism.

James was the best athlete at his school. He had the faster mile time, ever. He had scored the most touchdowns (in rugby and American football), ever. Scored the most runs in baseball, ever. Nobody could beat him. He beat everyone. He just had two problems, he was gay, his girlfriend. He knew it was time to come out. He just didn't know how.

A book about hilarious friendship, awkward relationships, and unicorns. A must-read for potato lovers and an accurate description of the friendships that take place at a certain lunch table in the eighth grade of Kent Middle School. "BLERGHHHHHHH RAINBOWS HFBEBFEWHJDWKJBIWD JOEMI 4 LYFFFFFFEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Taylor (five and a half stars) "This book did not properley illustate my beatiful eyelashes. I'm disappointed"- Bob (negative 4 and a half stars) "This is a book." -Michael (unknown)