peppa x dr phil fanfic. "you have to stop commenting daddy on all of my posts. i ain't your daddy. hate to break it to you, but i ain't your daddy. and your real daddy is probably getting his feelings hurt. i appreciate the support, it's a little weird, but i do appreciate the support." -dr phil on tiktok

[FINISHED] Gordon Ramsay has known and loved Shrek ever since their Junior year of Highschool. When Gordon goes to Shrek's swamp to propose, things don't go as planned and Gordon is heartbroken.

Everyone needs a little Simon Ramsay in their life.

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Gordon Ramsay and Guy Fieri are in culinary school and fall in love Is this even a joke anymore?

An ePic lOvE sTorY aBoUt TwO sOuLmAtEs: GoRdOn RaMsAy AnD mR oHaRe. kInDa bUt nOt RlLy pOlAr OpPosItEs... this story is in my opinion 12+ due to words like damn and/or hell. Curse words will be in here but like as f-ing or butt/a** or female dog. rEaD WitH cAutIon.

This is a joke and should not be taken seriously.

** Disclaimer: I wrote this a little while back, but currently (6/13/20), everything is so fucking awful that I can't joke about this anymore ** A romance we'd all suspect. Donald J. Trump eats at Gordon Ramsay's restaurant, and what happens next is beautiful.

!SPICY¡