WARNING: This story is not suitable for young readers. If you are below 18 years old, please don't proceed with the Prologue because this story contains explicit words that are not suitable for you guys. Thank you. Date created: September 1, 2014 Date finished: November 18, 2014

WARNING: This story is not suitable for young readers. If you are below 18 years old, please don't proceed with the Prologue because this story contains explicit words that are not suitable for you guys. Thank you.

[SEASON ONE] Patay na patay ka ba sa crush mo? Ikaw ba 'yung tipo ng tao na gagawin ang lahat para lang mapansin ka niya? Kung si Pempem ang tatanungin, hindi iyan magdadalawang isip na um-oo! Si Pempem na hindi naglalaba ng panty at bra niya, Si Pempem na 'di nahihiyang kapain ang mahiwagang bukol ng crush niyang si Andrei! Pero hanggang doon na lang ba ang thrill ng buhay niya? Forever na lang ba siyang maghahabol sa crush niya? Paano kung isang araw.. magising na lang siyang may nakabalandrang mahaba at malaking lawit na pinya sa harapan niya? "Wait, is this.. t*t*?? As far as I know I have k*k*?" [[Word Count: ≈7,150+ Words]] Date Started: December 16, 2020 Date Ended: December 18, 2020 Genre: Comedy/Humor ©ILYSIMY, 2020