What is actually wrong with me. Okay so i decided to finally make a description. i don't know what possessed me to write this but here's a story about how two people, polar opposites, who thought they hated each other, fell in love. this is satire i promise

i love cock OMAR AND/OR JONATHAN IF YOU SAW THIS NO YOU DIDNT LOOK AWAY GAYS

it's all ogre now • Co-written by @shsllawyer the queen of the swump and @WarriorCatG the lord of Duloc

A forbidden romance blossoms between two unlikely men. Their passion for politics was one thing but their passion for each other was another. Can this love affair last, or will the pressures of those around them break their special bond?

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

This ones for you my friend. Hah... what am I doing with my life. Sigh. Oh well I'm already doing it , so it really doesn't matter at this point. -Benjamin [Aka: writer] ______________________________________________ "You are hired... umm.. what was it again?." The principal looks slightly down at his desk where his papers with Baldi's information were. He reads it quickly to remember his new love interest name. "oh, yes. Baldi was it?" he asks even tho he already knows from reading the papers in front of him clear with information about the bald man. "yes." baldi replies to the principal who wasn't fully of noticed for falling in love with his new teacher at his school. "Well then. It'll be nice to have you here at the school with us mister Baldi."