A story by Calum T Hood

What would it be like to be one of the girlfriends of the men from Impractical Jokers? Experience it for yourself! This is the Impractical Jokers Preferences book!

So, to be honest this is really sick and twisted, or laid back things that make me laugh or I think that make me laugh. I am sadistic, and I am a very cold hearted person. Some of this will be A LOT of crude humor, as I have lots of it. ;) If you get offended easily though, I suggest you don't read..especially out loud! [Cover by @dark-shadows ^-^]

All the Impractical Joker facts there is to know!

The boy with the swallows and the green eyes is hidden beneath knitted sweaters and big lies. Will one dare change everything?

*Sequel to Niall Horan Is My Guitar Teacher?!?* *COMPLETED* Some say people change. Some say that it is just from growing up. Ever since Elizabeth left Niall and the lads for her world tour she has completely changed herself. She tries to keep contact with the lads but its no use. The time differences and trust issues are a problem. Especially with her new manager, Ann, not allowing her to talk to them anymore. She forgets about them and continues on with her world tour. But when she bumps into the lads she is completely shocked and so are they. She isn’t the same person she was before. Niall is trying to get her back. Zayn is trying to figure out his feelings for Liz. Liz finds out she has another brother. Louis tries to steal Liz's oreos without Liz noticing. If you want to see what will happen on their crazy adventure read Everything Has Changed.

"You shouldn't have done that." I smirked as I looked into Jack's eyes. "What you going to do about it little girl?" Jack mocked as he neared closer. "I'm not a little girl!" Mia Parker, a 9 year old homeless girl running from the police. Known as Robber Parker to the town, but known as Parker on the street. Living in a shed tucked away in the woods, with her father known as Hobo Jo, but once Hobo Jo dies Parker has nothing. Parker was left, sent to die by her parents who she doesn't know. Raised to fight, not show pain, or emotion. When One Direction, a popular boy band at the time, find their way to Parker's shed, they see how unfit and unnatural her life is and want to help. The boys and Parker are constantly jumping hurdles as Parker brings baggage. But when secrets are revealed they all become closer. Parker is no normal 9 year old, she was raised differently, raised to be the strongest person possible. And that is what she is. What Happens when she finds out she's a twin? What happens when her real father shows up? What happens when love intermingles? Parker is no ordinary 9 year old, Parker is a Fighter. Something that has a lot of meaning, but is kept a secret till the future. What lies ahead in Parker's future? Read to find out :) Cover done by @RainbowNinjazz :) So yes Parker is only 9 and some of the things she does doesn't pertain to what a normal 9 year old would do, but Parker isn't normal. Imagine having to live on your own and fend for yourself at a young age. That she basically has to grow up so yes her personality is kind of too mature for the age but in reality if you think about it no it's not because she was trained that way and she had to basically grow up. PS: THIS IS MY STORY DO NOT TAKE! OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU WITH MY PIGEON ARMY!! :D no but this is copyrighted please do not take :) thanks lovelies!

When Niall, Zayn, Harry, Louis and Liam we're all little, they had an angel protecting them. The same angel. She watched over them, trying to protect them. She gave them all a bracelet with specific things on it and one certain thing was on each of them. The symbol "1D". As they grew, if they ever felt lonely, they would repeat the names of the charms and she would be there with them. Once they meet, they find out that it was the same angel...but darkness is taking over the angels of the Music department. Making kids turn on their angels...only she can fight it along with her friends...but what if...they get to her boys first? CAUTION: THIS STORY WAS MADE WHEN I WAS JUST A STARTER FAN. IT HAS MUCH CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL WHICH I'M SORRY FOR PUTTING. YOU MAY TRY READING, BUT IT IS CRINGE WORTHY. I'M SORRY. Their Guardian Angel | One Direction © 2013, analfunlarry Self publishing All Rights Reserved

What happens when Payton tries to fit in with her room mates by going out. Payton soon finds herself in a situation with one of Las Vegas gangs. She's soon picked by the Harry styles forcing her to do whatever he pleases.

All I wanted was to learn how to play the guitar. I never asked for my teacher to be a boy in the worlds biggest boyband. But I'm not complaining.