Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Castiel Novak is a 18-year-old baker's apprentice. Dean Winchester is a 23-year-old firefighter in training. Their paths flirt with each other constantly for good amount of time before finally crossing, coincidentally, on both their first days of working the frontline at their jobs. Castiel is mortified and never wants to face Dean again, but Dean is interested in this clumsy, blue-eyed boy. This story is exactly what it sounds like it is: a dumb love story between a baker and a firefighter.

The man looked straight into the camera in front of him. "Steve Rogers, I love you. And I have missed you like crazy every day that you were gone. But I can't see you again." And with that, Tony turned around and left the podium, keeping that mask that he wore so well. The reporters jumped to their feet, shouting questions, but they fell on deaf ears. The man could hear nothing but the sound of his heart beating a mile a minute, the only thing confirming the simple fact that he was alive.

HAILING ALL GIRLS! This is the story that you all want to read. We all go through those dreadful moments through the teenage years, and here is story about one girl's dilemmas. Sit and relax, as you watch her many *face-palm* moments and celebrate when you realize, that every girl goes through the same embarrassing things. Also don't be afraid to list in the comments, 101 things why you also hate being a girl!

In an AU where everything is black and white until you touch your Soul Mate, Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak led nice, quiet lives. Until one day, when they touch...and then their world is thrust into color and passion. Both struggle with the fact that they are Souled together, Dean already having a girlfriend, and Cas belonging to a devoutly Christian family.

A trip to an apocalyptic future leads to a shower Dean will never forget...