Fifty shades of bread

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

Table x reader

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

Shrek x Reader

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

Shrek x toothpaste

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

Garlic bread x reader

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

Shrek X Bread

I'm sorry