Ice age baby and a guillotine (the head chopped offer) were just sooo meant to be! F*ck you ice age baby, you b*tch!

This is a joke. I hope you laugh. I started this durring theater club in 2019. Thanks for reading!

~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?

Tbh my otp ;)

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

So like.. i wrote this as a joke a few years ago but why tf are so many people reading this from canada tf shouldnt yall be like drinkig maple syrup from trees or somthing/J NO HATE TO MY CANADIAN BUDDIES anyways why tf is this at 1k reads if you read this i am going to punish you your making daddy angy kitten dont make me punsih you~~~~

Colonel Sanders and Mr. Clean have fallen in love, it was always apparent things were perfect. That was until Ronald McDonald wanted to ruin their relationship...

Since my last book did well here's another fanfic If you are my mother please get my therapy this is the 1000 time I asked like seriously dude, I am screwed in the head Edit: Wow! This book is blowing up way more than I expected😂 thank you to all readers, voters, and commenters for staying by! Remember to get out and vote this election! Good luck to all americans out there 10/22/20: We are #1 in #ihatetrump! Thank you for all the reads, votes, and comments, all my friends are so concerned:)) 10/24/20 we are #1 in Democrat! Aaaa I am about to scream idk because there's 4 men breaking into my house or the fact that my book is too good 10/24/20: we are #1 in greenparty, ndp, liberal, and joebiden2020 woohoo! 11/5/20 WE GOT 1K VEIWS LETS GO BABYYY 07/17/21 5K VIEWS WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO 05/10/22 10K VIEWS I CANT BELIEVE IT

yeah yeah ayo singing challenge if I win I get your windshield wipers