He had a secret. I promise I wouldn't tell. We all have secrets, don't we?

Smut one shots for the beautiful Bo Burnham

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

Is a mEmE BoiiiIiis get rekt. Fuk wit me and get succ aah lol rotfl bich. #m8noh8 lemme smash o no fam like ?

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

hoes burn with hElmo. don't be a hoe. Copyright 2015 © -zakijae and other cool peeps 2 years later wtf is thIS

Just read the title 😔 I a m s o s o r r y

bob x larry super yummy