**This story is being put aside for now, but feel free to read what's already here! :) A Scomiche one-shot story where each one-shot is based on the pick up lines from the Superfruit video "75 AMAZING PICK UP LINES".

Cooties (noun) - A childhood disease used in the United States of America and Canada as a rejection term and an infection tag game. - A children's term for an imaginary germ or repellent quality transmitted by obnoxious or slovenly people. But to Scott and Mitch, cooties is the reason is why they met. PREPARE YOURSELF TO FETUS SCOMICHE WRITING I WARNED YOU.

mostly pg-13 but there will be a lot of smut ;)