Some people are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them, and others, get struck by lightening.

If people thought I was a dirty fuckboy fine. I'd be the dirtiest fuckboy they'd ever seen.

"Get in loser we're going to college"

"Welcome to Hell. Squat and cough."

She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.

So yeah, here's another Yaoi story! This time it's about one of my personally favorite ships, sock x Jonathan from the YouTube series "welcome to hell" because I realized that not many people know of this ship, and I'm frankly tired of explaining the ship as well as the story to everyone!

As far as lazy roommates go, Death is probably as bad as they come. Rosa Delgada only wants a nice, ordinary weekend. When some guy claiming to be the Reaper comes knocking on her door, any plans of normality are thrown straight out of the window. Now she's got to worry about Death sleeping on her sofa, the forces of evil hunting down her new roommate, and - worst of all - all the post-break-up comfort food she keeps eating. And to make matters worse, Death is almost certainly going to go down in the record books as being the universe's least helpful roommate. He may be a horseman of the apocalypse but he'll be damned if he doesn't do the dishes. But life's going to get a whole lot harder for Rosa. Death's sudden holiday is resulting in some grizzly repercussions, and now all of the Underworld is out to drag him back. There's only so far sarcasm and strawberry ice cream will get you.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Being adopted is hard, being adopted by a serial killer is even harder. Cover by: Verde56