Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?

(Current day FanFic) The last week of school has finally arrived, leaving Eren Jaeger at the fit of celebration. And celebration indeed. A surprise substitute teacher fills in for math the last week, by the name of Levi Rivaille. Good looking with an attitude that could make the dark shudder, Eren is amazed and, he can't quite put his finger on it, but curious. The usual end of school party rolls around. A familiar face is found. Is that... Mr.Rivaille? As a bar tender?? (WARNING: this fanfic is no chill, this is a no chill zone, shits about to get a little weird.)

I DO NOT OWN THE QUOTE ON THE TITLE. I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS OF SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN. ***WAS BULLETPROOF LOVE** DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T SHIP HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS O K A Y TRIGGER WARNINGS THROUGHOUT THE STORY! ***EDITING***

Enter Eren: a young, hopeful, energetic soul, ready to start his summer in the rain without a glance over his poverty-stricken shoulder. Enter Levi: A perfect mismatch, a shady, unfeeling figure, still living too much in the past he's trying all to hard to escape. This is their story, fraught with imperfection and terrorized by circumstance. Their one brief-but-forever unforgettable summer in the rain.

Hi, my name is Eren, and I'd like to be friends? I don't have too many friends. Is this too awkward for you? I'll just leave. I hit enter before I could change my mind. Instantly regretting my decision, I went to go offline. But, right before I clicked "Offline", I heard a noise. There was an orange "1" right beside "Humanity's Strongest Soldier". I clicked on his name. My name's Levi you little shit. Don't take my douch-bagginess personally. I find it easier to stay silent rather than converse. I don't have but one friend. It's an online friend, his name is Armin. I don't know if you know him, but if you did that would be pretty cool I guess. I'd like another friend, so I guess we could give it a shot. ______________________ It was so easy. All I had to do was show Sasha a few nice apartments in California, and off we went. But, now that I'm here, it'll be a bit harder than I thought. Eren shouldn't be too difficult. Ass I recall, he has a few anger issues. In the past, he's let anger cloud his mind, and that shall be his downfall. But before I can get to Eren, I have to get past his friends. Armin is one of the most intelligent people we've encountered. His IQ rivals Einstein's. It won't be hard to beat him up, but it'll be increasingly difficult to manipulate him. Levi Ackerman is famous where I come from. Strong, smart, and short tempered. It'll be easy to light his fuse, and it'll be fun to watch him crash and burn. Erwin's a very smart man. He's rich, famous, and has high standards. I've known him for a while, actually, he's helped me out a few times. It's a shame, really. Hanji Zoe, a scientist. She's got fantastic deductive skills, and can be very impulsive. Haven't met her in person till' now, but I've heard quite a few stories about her. Why, you ask? Ha, that's classified information. (This story in incomplete, and has been restarted. )

Eren Jaeger used to be a fun energetic young male before his mother died...then everything changed. He became mute, able to speak but refusing to do so. He felt that he would never speak again until he met new comer to town Levi Rivaille. (Rated R because I don't know where it will go in future. May change to PG-13 at some point :) ))

SEQUEL TO ONE HUNDRED SLEEPLESS NIGHTS - The final ruling of the trial is Katrina's worst nightmare. Full custody to her mother. Can she find her way back to her famous father, in a casket or not?