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"Starting to feel the pregnancy symptoms, Trumpie?" ---- Trump is stuck in a loveless relationship with Melania, while his heart secretly yearns for someone else-Sleepy Joe. After years of unspoken feelings and unrequited love, Trump's world is turned upside down as he is scared of the result of the future elections. While he prepares to step into the spotlight of one of his many speeches, his sidekick Elon Musk offers some unexpected advice and warmth that could change everything. Melania snaps back to reality and decides to leave Trump behind and break free from the chains his public image. Donald feels devastated while Elon conforts him. But there's a twist: Elon isn't just offering friendly guidance. He's secretly in love with Trump too. Will Trump embrace the love he never knew he needed? Will he find his way to Elon, the one person who truly understands him? Will he go back to his old love? Will he beg for Melania to stay? Does he want to be alone? In this (NOT) heartwarming, and downright bizarre story of political drama and emotional confusion, anything is possible. (if someone in the goverment sees this, please don't sue me.) ---- #1 IN BIDEN #2 IN TRUMP #3 IN REALLYGAY #4 IN DONALDTRUMP #4 IN DONALD #5 IN JOEBIDEN ----

Story about the love of dami and the onceler Dreamcatcher had just disbanded and Dami was working in the thneedville townhall as an assistant of The mayor Onceler, yasssss

Trump is Only with Elon For his money, then elon gets pregnant with a cybertruck.

Louis Tomlinson is a thief, and a damn good one at that. Most have heard of him. Most don't understand him. And Harry Styles is the FBI agent who can never seem to catch him. (Cover made by @UniquelyOrdinary)

after trump loses the 2020 election, he leaves the white house and goes back to trump tower realizing he's in love with kim jong un. after trump tower collapses, trump decides to leave the US and confess his love to kim jong un.

God and Satan have a burning romance, but, after God banishes Lucifer to the fiery pits of hell, Lucifer's feelings quickly go from adoration to bitterness. 69 years later, after Lucifer has created a successful career for himself, God shows up again, rehashing old memories and rekindling old feelings. Forget the Bible you know, written by Dave, Paul, John, George, and Ringo (we don't know where Dave came from; get him out of here), and prepare for a story so magnifique that it's ungodly.

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