after trump loses the 2020 election, he leaves the white house and goes back to trump tower realizing he's in love with kim jong un. after trump tower collapses, trump decides to leave the US and confess his love to kim jong un.

God and Satan have a burning romance, but, after God banishes Lucifer to the fiery pits of hell, Lucifer's feelings quickly go from adoration to bitterness. 69 years later, after Lucifer has created a successful career for himself, God shows up again, rehashing old memories and rekindling old feelings. Forget the Bible you know, written by Dave, Paul, John, George, and Ringo (we don't know where Dave came from; get him out of here), and prepare for a story so magnifique that it's ungodly.

Is this really the book for you?