Lily is a laidback slacker with a phobia for commitment...who happens to owe the devil her (nonexistent) firstborn. When the ruler of Hell comes knocking, what choice does she have but to let the devil play matchmaker? *** Lily has never been good at relationships, not that it matters to her. That is until Eve, a seductive woman claiming to be the devil's apprentice, shows up to collect a debt Lily doesn't remember owing: her firstborn child. Without a firstborn to give, and with the threat of eternal damnation at her heels, Lily finds herself on a chaotic matchmaking quest with the devil herself. Eve swears she's only playing matchmaker to collect the debt owed to her, but with each failed set-up, Lily suspects there may be something more to the devil's plan. [[word count: 60,000 - 70,000]] Cover designed by Joe Resch [[Wattys 2020 Winner]] Content warning: this story includes dark humour, mature themes, and scenes of violence and gore

((COMPLETED + EDITED!)) Dream is the Kingdom's most wanted thief. George is a Hunter sent to kill him, King's orders. When George makes the rash decision to follow him into a ravine, the two men are stuck together, forced to survive the strange and endless caves. The caves are dangerous, full of venomous spiders, dead ends, lava... and are likely to kill them, if they don't kill each other first... - - - DISCLAIMER: • I DO NOT AFFILIATE WITH ANY OF THE CREATORS MENTIONED IN REAL LIFE, THIS FIC DOES IN NO WAY SUPPORT THEIR ACTIONS AS REAL PEOPLE, ITS JUST A SILLY FANFIC BASED UPON THEIR CHARACTERS IN THE DSMP LORE‼️ • you can find this on Ao3, except it's called "tell me your real name" by gabeitch • slowburn(ish), enemies-to-friends-to-lovers • contains some smut (light) • based on the characters of Dream and George as part of the DreamSMP, I do not actually ship Dream George as real people (same goes for any other creators mentioned) :-) • this is purely for enjoyment, Dream and George are characters in a made-up minecraft-based world so it's basically MC fantasy AU! • Cover art is by @amatheea on Instagram!!! check them out, they're really cool • TW// swearing, (mostly implied but some) violence, smut, minor character death, SO GAY, some mentions of low self-worth and suicidal thoughts • hope u all enjoy <3