! this story is a joke. it is meant to be taken lightly ! crackfic /j marauders with phones and top tier comedy [gay gay and more gay]

"it's killing me to see you this way." 1995 Fred Weasley and Cedric Diggory were happy together. That is until June 24th, 1995, when Cedric is murdered by Voldemort. Now all Fred has left of him are all the memories they shared and a Pensieve to relive them.

Regulus had always known the course that his life would take. His mother had designed it before he was even conceived and, no matter what his brother might do, Regulus had no intention of leaving her carefully crafted track. Whatever one's intentions may be, however, life doesn't always play out as planned. When Regulus discovers his brother's secret, he finds himself partnering with a very unlikely boy and doing things far off the course his life was intended to take. But will that be enough to change it all? Will it even make a difference? --- - This fanfiction delves into the theory that Crookshanks, Hermione's cat, is actually Regulus Black. -I update weekly

( 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃 ) "𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬." 𝖠𝖽𝗋𝗂𝖺𝗇 𝖯𝗎𝖼𝖾𝗒 𝗑 𝖥𝖾𝗆!𝖮𝖢 𝘎𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍: 1-10-2020 𝖥𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗌𝗁: 22-6-2021

"Are you asking me out on a date or threatening me?" "How about threatening you with good time?" Zoe Black is irresponsible, fun-loving, surprisingly intelligent and very charming. Her life is shadowed by the haunting legacy of her murderous father who escapes Azkaban as she enters her third year. Hogwarts is the canvas for Zoe's practical jokes, creating a trail of chaos and laughter with Fred and George Weasley. Known for his cunning and arrogant demeanour, Blaise Zabini finds himself entangled in a playful dance of wit and charm with Zoe Black. Their banter is a delightful blend of teasing remarks and sly smiles, each encounter a duel of verbal sparring where neither is willing to concede defeat. Zoe, with her infectious laughter and charms, manages to chip away at Blaise's composed facade, unraveling the layers of his arrogance. #1 IN BLAISE ZABINI

➥COMPLETED Dark, mysterious, powerful. When Charlie Weasley was given the order to find her and recruit her for the war, these were the words Dumbledore used to describe Anastasia Voinescu, an incredible young witch that chose her life as an outcast in the forests of Romania straight after graduating Durmstrang. What Dumbledore actually meant - of that Charlie was sure - were the words dangerous, evil and breathtakingly beautiful. Now it was on him gaining her trust and persuade her to fight for what's right. Not the easiest task on a woman that lived after her own laws ... °° end of hbp → dh status: ongoing

➥COMPLETED When Margo Adelaide Fudge turned eleven, her father gave her a special present: a old leather-bound diary. Cornelius Fudge told his daughter to take the book with her to Hogwarts, writing down every of her adventures, so she could tell her father when returning home. So when little Margo wrote her first entry after laying down in the cozy bed of her dormitory the night she'd finally started Hogwarts, she didn't expect anything. And especially not that when she opened the diary twenty-four hours later once more, there was an answer to her story.

➥COMPLETED ❝Fred Weasley! You're such a pain in the arse!❞, she yelled, throwing her hands up furiously, but he just smirked with the usual mischievous sparkle in his warm eyes, as he bowed slowly down to her, his face merely inches away from Lynnea's. ❝I know, Bailey, I know. But I could be all yours forever.❞ ootp - dh highest ranking: #2 in fanfiction #1 in fredweasley

a story in which a sixth year hogwarts student's boyfriend cheats on her with the girlfriend of renowned slytherin quidditch player---or a story in which lennon donahue and adrian pucey fake a relationship until they realize there's nothing fake about it