You are an only child, and it's your third time going to Hogwarts. Along the way, you meet Harry, Hermione, and Ron Weasley. Of course, an old friend meets up with you on the Hogwarts Express and reminds the four of you of how much he fancies you. Ron would rather not have him at all near you.

Your sixth year at Hogwarts comes with a task that brings life or death consequences.

Harry, Ron and Hermione are in a bit of a love mess, what do they do? (SMUT)

Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

[COMPLETED] You've all heard the story of Harry James Potter, the boy-who-lived. But what if he had a twin? Melody Potter is the twin sister of Harry Potter, though apart from the lightning-bolt scars on their foreheads, they couldn't be any more different. Follow the twins though the most eventful first year at Hogwarts a student's ever had. *I do not own Harry Potter. Rights to J.K. Rowling.*

❝I want you for worse or for better. I would wait forever and ever...❞ Elizabeth Reething is a Ravenclaw: polite, intelligent, curious, and best friends with Draco Malfoy. She just so happens to be the target of Harry Potter's unconditional affection, an affection that pushes even her best attempts at being polite and friendly. Book cover template by @humaneity, based off of Shawn Mendes' "Handwritten" album cover.

Sixth-year Slytherin, Alice Rhowen, is, along with her boyfriend Draco Malfoy, the most powerful Slytherin student. She's the outcast of a family full of Gryffindors. When Draco and his family invite her to their house for Christmas break, her life is never the same.

What if Lily Evans had another sister? What if that sister was a marauder and an animagus? What if she married Remus? And what if she found out Harry was alive when he was in second year and got him from the Dursleys and became a Professor at Hogwarts? *I do not own Harry Potter!* (WARNING: I will not be crossposting this on any other site. If you see this story posted on Quotev PLEASE report them. I've had a lot of problems with people plagiarizing my work.)