dsmp quotes ♡︎

one day i decided i wanted to spend hours making a book of some of my favorite dream smp quotes. why? no clue. :)

Passerine

This is a story, written by thscus. I only added on wattpad, for those who couldn't read it on ao3. She has uploaded it here on wattpad, on her profile "thcscus", so best check it there 🥰

MCYTER ONE SHOTS (M)

hi this has lots of smut cause that's all i know how to write and y'all are HORNY for it but uh there's plenty of fluff and angst too probably dunno haven't wrote it yet looking for rairpairs? exclusive nsfw art? fluffy smut? weird kinks? *ahem* occasionally extremely cursed shit i come up with at three am? we go...

Warped ~ TommyInnit x !MALE! Reader

Y/N is a 15 year old male streamer. He recently got invited to the Dream SMP. He and Tommy are best friends, but one a mysterious situation occurs, they might become more. No smut, since Tommy is a real person. I know this story will be great because TOMMY will be INNIT! I'm sorry..

Quackity x Obama

Read the title

Jschlatt Smut and Oneshots

Just a ton of Jschlatt smut and oneshots ;) Yes requests are open

ᴡʜʏ ᴛʜᴏ- (ᴀ ᴛᴏᴍᴍʏɪɴɴɪᴛ x ᴍᴀʟᴇ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ)

ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ꜱᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Qᴜᴀᴄᴋɪᴛʏ, ᴏʀ ᴀꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ꜱᴀʏ ᴀʟᴇx. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴡʜɪ ɪꜱ ʙᴀꜱɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ɪꜰ ᴛᴇᴄʜɴᴏʙʟᴀᴅᴇ ᴀɴᴅ Qᴜᴀᴄᴋɪᴛʏ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ-, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ɢᴏᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ. (ᴀ ᴛᴏᴍᴍʏɪɴɴɪᴛ x ᴍᴀʟᴇ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ)