hee hee hoo hoo almond gets femometer so he can give birth to walnut

willy, being a huntsman of dangerous game in the australian outback, has been used to being alone most of the time. lucien, hailing from an indeterminate region of france, has been used to being an enthusiast of sharp knives and fashion. what happens when these two mercenaries start taking an interest in one another? will one of them lie to one another? or is it all just a mess of deception and lies? -- names -- willy - red sniper lucien - blu spy tavish - red demoman misha - red heavy dell - red engineer jane - blu soldier mick - red scout