im trying to be cringe *this is satire!!* updates very irregularly now completed, unless I get bored of my serious writing

When life gives you DSaF characters? Chuck them into a car and send them to Disneyland!

Spamton G. Spamton just transferred to PK Academy and now's his chance to stop being a [[Little Sponge]] who hates its [[$4.99]] life and become a [[BIG SHOT]]. But everything changes once he meets someone very [[Specil]]... Will he be able to win their [[HeartShapedObject]], or will someone throw his love life down the [[Drain]] [[Drain]]?? (this is kinda obvious but I feel like I should say that it's satire) The rest of the story will be in Serbian for comedic purposes. Like 3 people saved this so I'll be doing it in English as well B) will probably contain harsh language, violence and 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 (no smut).

Do you ever wonder what Onceler was like behind the scenes at the Lorax the Movie? This green pregnant Male has so many fun! Danny is a father??? Find out yourself with oncelers pregnant test!

Bingus, Glamrock Freddy, and Tea.