Lionel Shahbandar is one hell of an interesting person. As proven by his persistence on a bid for haystacks dawn. From my understanding is a very successful man who would do anything to get his way. So that is exactly what he did. Every time I tapped my necklace sprawled across my neck he would go and point his finger out from his crossed arms and stupidly confident posture showed he knew he wouldn't lose. The bid started at eight million pounds. It went up and up until I reached my budget given to me by my boss. He had won the painting for eleven million pounds. Leaving me at a loss for words on how I would return back to office and report the news. Son of a bitch is going to have me lose my job. Authors note: This takes place 20 years earlier than the movie. The movie is based in 2012, I'm assuming due to that's the year is was released and it's modern, and this story is based in 1992. Please don't be shy to comment me grammar errors!! It helps me improve for you all. A lot of this is also based off of my personal shifting experience with Lionel himself. The fella is one hell of a complex being to be honest and I really fucking love him.

expect plenty of smut, some fluff, and an awful lot alan! (n)sfw warnings are mentioned at the beginning of each chapter. i don't own harry potter, all rights belong to j.k. rowling. have fun reading xx

You 🙋🏻‍♀️ Alan 🧓🏻 Food 🍝 Sex 🍆 Now 🕛 A collective of one-shots and imagines Sometimes domestic fluff Sometimes smut Sometimes fights Always Alan It's good, I promise! 🏆Most impressive rankings: #1 alan - 3 weeks #1 alanrickman - 1 week #1 familyfluff - 5 days #1 oldermanyoungerwoman - 8 days

Sinclair Bryant always looks on the positive side of things, even in the midst of his messy and unusual divorce. He knows that life has a funny way of presenting opportunities, and he soon finds a newfound interest in a woman who seems to share similar ghosts in her past. She's heartbroken from a former lover and trying to find inspiration and courage to move on. Sinclair shows her what love should really feel like, but she's not so sure that love can be found twice.

Amy Jones is a young actress that just got a big part in the new season of Galaxy Quest. She accepted the role excited to meet and work with all those famous actors and be part of a big TV series like that. Only there was one tiny problem. Her having a crush on her co-star Alexander Dane. Who could have expected that? Alexander was quiet, sarcastic and stubborn. And Amy was fierce, sassy, loud and twice as stubborn as him. They didn't get along well at first, but they soon became friends realizing they enjoy very much each other's company. And just like that Amy begun falling for him and she thought she had it under control until the show writers announced the plot of the new season. What happens when you fall for your friend and co-star?

❝You can try as much as you want, but you're not getting out of here, little one.❞ ⚡︎─── 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐄𝐒 ───⚡︎ {The Interrogator x Fem!reader} || Slow Updates || ⚠️MATURE CONTENT⚠️ This story contains a lot of nsfw scenes such as, degrading, choking, bdsm, knife play, spitting and a lot more. Read at own risk

One shots of smut (and some fluff) of Alan Rickman characters

Come back baby, come back to me I'll be in my sundress watching TV I've been missin' you, have you been missin' me? Thinkin' 'bout your loving, babe, loving, sweet, sweet "Can you sit down please, so we can begin the interrogation process?" "Can't I sit on your lap this time?" "Miss Jones please, this is a police station." A story about detective Friedman because he's one of my favorite Alan characters and needs more appreciation.

This is a book of Alan Rickman character headcanons. If you do not know what a headcanon is, it is to note a particular belief which has not been used in the universe of whatever program or story they follow. Read and find out what I think each Alan character does and likes!

When an assassination attempt ends up very differently than you expected it would. (A short fanfic about Alan Rickman's character the Sheriff of Nottingham)