Sequel to How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto / Sakura. Updates are sporadic. Lilly finds herself in the warring clans era with some hecka adorable kiddos. She already ruined canon several times over, now it's time to finish the job!

"．．Ｉｔ'ｓ ｍｅ， ｙａ ｇｉｒｌ．" [ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘʏᴘᴀꜱᴛᴀ / ꜰᴇᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] Lights flickering on the two stood staring at each other. Balancing the pizza box in her hands, the girl stared into the black holes of the mask. "So..want some coffee?" 〉In which a gen z college student whose been surrounded by the paranormal all her life somehow makes friends with killers.〈 〉Half crack fic half not. 〈

Three years he spent on that godforsaken island. Three years running for his life and fighting tooth and nail for survival against creatures that should be nothing more than fossils. Three years of sharpening his instincts and senses into a weapon all their own. And finally, after three years, he had the opportunity to chase his dream. And he'd be damned if he let the opportunity pass him by. UA would have to handle him, ready or not. Midoriya Izuku was going to take the world of heroics by storm.

When he expelled his entire First Year Heroics class, that was supposed to be the end of it. Aizawa was going to go home, get some coffee and forget the day ever happened. He wasn't supposed to be the accidental target of a rogue Quirk and end up with four legs and fur. On top of that, he was hopelessly lost somewhere in Musutafu. At least, he was until he was picked up by some timid green-haired child who seemed to be far too alone for Shouta's liking. Something about the kid had an old protective instinct rearing up in him. And he didn't like the way All Might was talking, either. Fine. UA could wait a bit. He had a Problem Child to look after first. In which Aizawa is turned into a cat, and adopted by a very lonely third year middle school student named Midoriya Izuku.

All Might went into an orphanage for a charity event and came out with a new lease on life and an adorable-- if not slightly traumatized-- son. Izuku is a boy with open eyes and a kindness that stretches miles and miles deep. He knows more than any ten year old should, and Toshinori is aware of this. He's been aware of this since the moment he crouched down in front of the boy and let him press their palms together. Now Toshinori is impossibly smitten and determined to heal Izuku the same way he helped heal him, no matter what challenges jump in the way. He'll protect and build him up no matter what. For his son, nothing is ever too much. Of course, he never claimed to think fatherhood to be easy going in. He just... hadn't thought it would make him want to Detroit Smash some cocky brat named 'Kacchan' through a wall either. Or: Izuku heals All Might on a whim and gets himself a new, (extremely overprotective) dad in the process.

Endeavor doesn't believe in soulmates, right up until the moment he gets one. Enji isn't winning any awards for his vile parenting abilities and the only skill Hoshi Kansai really has is the ability to do the splits in skin-tight denim shorts without ripping them. They're from entirely different worlds with entirely different personalities. Everything about them should clash, and yet... it doesn't. And Enji isn't sure how to feel about that. Or: Endeavor finds redemption with the help of a short, quirkless stoner who likes to dance.

They were shinobi: machines trained from childhood to kill or be killed. They were experienced soldiers; tools even. And that's why you can't blame them for being idiots in everything else. (A collection of short related chapters) "I KNEW it! I knew you had the hots for her!" "I've seen cooked fish before. That's charcoal. I'm sorry that you're culinarily disabled." "And you're surprised that your son gets a heart attack when you leave your arm in the living room." "I don't care! We're watching the entire fourth season of Kunoichi Diaries and you're going to learn whether you like it or not!" :: Cover By: Cosmo_Cat924

Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU Rewrite of Stumble (2013) Cover by: @SkyKnight_ BETA: @OfCloves

You're a shapeshifter, a type of formless being which has the abilities to turn into, possess and steal the shape of any animal or human being you desire. Hundreds of years since your birth, you catch the attention of something far more dangerous and harder to shake off than colonizers with disease, this time you catch the attention of the mysterious SCP foundation. --- Endings: 1. Experiencing what mother and father felt 2. Cold blooded, cold hearted 3. Danse macabre 4. Yellow tape around this body, It's a fucking homicide 5. Creeper, aww man 6. Like fire, hellfire~ 7. Boom, headshot. --- ⚠️DISCLAIMERS⚠️ TW: Body horror, blood, graphic depictions of gore, cringe (wrote when I was like 13) This is a chose your Fem!reader but I do try to make it as gender neutral when I can. It's a choose your own action/adventure story with gore, tons of references from multiple fandoms, sexual themes and swearing. In short it's cringe and it's sexual. I also do this just for fun so I don't update regularly! EDIT: mannnnnn this book really needs a rewrite- one day, maybe one day I'll rewrite it to be less of this 🐶👺 and more novel like.

Tommy is sick and tired of being stuck the third wheel of tubbo and Ranboo so why not marry (platonically) Purpled instead. I suck at summaries. Rip.