An Alien called Angus who emits some serious gas, a psychotic blonde with a fire arms fetish and a drain emitting Shakesperian prose, apparently they've had odder days at the Department of Editors and Auditors, but John's just there for an interview for a new job. Day 1 of his new career seems to be taking a severe turn for the odd... and then there's Bob...

#6 Spiritual. Wattpad Featured. The battle for life and the winning of love, from World War 1 to the Millennium. A collection of (very) short real life stories and one or two poems. 'Waiting for Fred Astaire,' 'No Child of Mine,' and other memories were given to me by wonderful women and men who taught me everything that matters to me now. They told and retold, telling without saying, until I began to understand. The lesson never ends. I remember, and loving them, learn still. Thank you so much for reading. Your comments and thoughts are so welcome and such a great help. As I got older I simply thought these memories would die with me. I can't believe they are now being read in over 90 countries! It is really amazing. Thank you again :))) Keep in touch. Follow for more news and stories. I'll put the kettle on. Come back soon:) © @RosyCarmelina all rights reserved. I found the beautiful cover picture on the wiki creative commons page which feels just like the right mood for the love that cooks these stories. By Milanography - Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=40692746

Bored writer decides to get a pet, brought to his planet through the Inter-Galactic Postal Federation of course, which causes all sorts of problems that threatens to eat up his home world.

Lonely Korean boy has been having strange dreams and they have been getting clearer and "closer". Then something from space comes to Earth.

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King7 has absolute control over the weather. The Land he rules is a Meteorocracy. So, when he decides to bring about only the second Autumn of his adult life, he is confident he knows what will happen. But soon enough things start to go irreversibly wrong.

The Little Android is a retelling of The Little Mermaid, set in the world of The Lunar Chronicles by New York Times-bestselling author Marissa Meyer. When android Mech6.0 saves the life of a handsome hardware engineer, her body is destroyed and her mechanics discover a glitch in her programming. Androids aren't not meant to develop unpractical reasoning or near-emotional responses…let alone fall in love.

A young man living opposite a laundrette (or laundromat) sees a beautiful young woman undressing and getting inside one of the washing machines...

A young woman is waiting in an underground station. A young man sits down next to her, and proceeds to tell her everything about her life - the tragic, the heartwarming, the amazing, the catastrophic. What on earth is he? Angel, ghost, or something else?