On a dreary, miserable eve Vernon Dursley finds himself swept away and enraptured by the most unlikely of woes. (and hoes). Join him on his life changing journey as he finds himself, a wife, a pig-child and possibly more than he bargained for in this harrowing tale. Updated summary. I hadn't realised how much of a mess the original was. Love from the ever devoted absent writer.

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

How to Write Fanfiction is a writing resource that contains tips and tricks on crafting fanfiction stories - by the community, for the community. This guide will serve as a helpful point of reference for fanfiction writers both old and new. We ultimately hope to encourage Wattpadders to immerse themselves in the limitless world of fanfiction and try their hand at fic writing!

1,000 ways to annoy the crap out of someone!