Lance is fed up. In all his years, he has only known life inside the Castle of Lions. As he described it, a prison cell disguised as an extravagant home for the royal. He longs to get away, but his newly crowned sister, Allura, won't have it. So, against her younger brother's wishes, she hires a bodyguard to keep him 'safe' inside the castle. But, the new guard turns out to be... odd. Not quite Altean, not quite Galran. Compared to Lance and the rest of the empire, one could say Keith has many strange differences. *** "So..." Allura continued, clearing her throat. Her neck likely aced from looking up for so long. "I know you're not going to like this news, but... It's for the kingdom's best... It's for your best. If something ever happens to me-" "Yeah, yeah. I'll have to step up as king." Lance mumbled. He just wanted to be done with this conversation. Whatever bad news Allura was about to tell him, he didn't even care. His life sucked. How could she possibly make it suck any more? "I've hired a bodyguard." Lance nearly tipped off the wall. He was wrong before. There was a way to make Lance's life suck more! "W-what!" He spat, throwing his arms out to his sides to keep balance. "You did what now?" *** Cover art credited to: feradoodles.tumblr.com Altea Dictionary: TICK: second DOBASH: minute VARGA: hour QUINTENT: day QUIZNAK: Altean curse word GROGGERIES: currency TELUDAV: a device which uses scaultrite from the Weblum to create wormholes. SLOVEN-DAY-HO: gone WAZN: the Altean star (not cannon) PURPLE JUNIBERRY: a type of Altean flower ALTEANS: Altea inhabitants GALRA: Lord Zarkon's race which fought against the Alteans

Toxic? Pfft don't know her. I only know fluff We don't do Toxic nor compare people to a psychotic killer, rat, door or other bullying shts in this household. I only know fluff with of course their bestfriend romantic-comedy and hmm... There's this person called angst but forget about her, this will mostly be fluff and SakuAtsu This stuffs cringe [TW: S3xual jokes Mentions of bedroom matters Cringe Bad grammar(?)] ⚠WARNING⚠ [All ©redits goes to Haruichi Furudate, Creator of Haikyuu. I do not own the characters in this oneshot nor the cover photo used.] [Expect that some of the characters used have different personalities from the canon/original.] [this book contains: boyXboy girlXgirl. If you are homophobic please leave this oneshot immediately.] [I will not hesitate to block you if your jokes go too far. Never ever slander the characters, although not real, they helped me through my stress and thought me how to love myself]

When a bet decides it all... ⚠️Cursing⚠️ ⚠️Angst⚠️ Chapters Edited: None Will this story suck? Most likely but im trying and I hope y'all enjoy :) Highest ranks #1 in #monoshin ~ 7/24/19 :):):) #1 in #shinoma ~ (found) 7/26/19 #1 in #neitomonoma ~ 7/28/19 ❗️I do not own any my hero academia characters ❗️

All are original by me, I got the ideas from their streams and videos etc. The artwork is NOT mine and I am NOT claiming credit for it. #1 on dnf held for 36 days :))) #164 on oneshots 03/13/2021 #159 on oneshots 03/14/2021 #114 on oneshots 03/15/2021 #105 on oneshots 03/16/2021 #68 on twitter 03/17/2021 #54 on twitter 03/20/2021 #42 on streamers 03/23/2021 #45 on oneshots 04/18/2021 #1 on dnf 03/31/2022 #55 on oneshots 04/01/2022 #51 on twitter 06/02/2022 #182 on dnf 12/21/2022 #75 on twitter 04/17/2023 #3 on smutshots 07/08/2023

{DISCONTINUED; CONTINUE IT YOURSELF} Denki Kaminari is a happy and cheerful teenager like everyone else. Actually..He's not. He has depression, anxiety, ADHD, ADD, anorexia, he often has panic attacks over little things, his father abuses him, he cuts, he used to drink all the time, I could go on. No one has noticed anything wrong. Until a tall glass of water with purple hair comes along. Not Mineta. Ew. He got expelled (you could probably guess why) and Shinsou replaced him. And that's where our story begins.. ⚠️Warning Contains⚠️ Boy x Boy Suicidal thoughts and actions Abuse Drinking Cutting Panic attacks 🏳️‍🌈Good Things🏳️‍🌈 Tododeku Kiribaku Tsuchako Momojirou Dadzawa & Mic are Shin's parents Cats No rape cause I can't handle it

Hawks likes to constantly bring girls over to their apartment, and dabi absolutely hates it. details: - dabi/hawks are their nicknames here - not related to the mha universe - mha character mentioned

...man I suck at summaries Basically this is an Omegaverse AU with DabiHawks since that's like one of my favorite ships and I couldn't find anything good fanfics for this ship and omegaverse soooo i created my own. I'm a multishipper so expect this to have more than one ship in here. Read to find out more~ Updates: I'm trying for once a month now but it's usually whenever I get another part done. Drawing on cover not by me- Impressive Rankings 6/28/2021: #2 shimura 7/31/2021: #2 dabixhawks 9/14/2021 : #2 dabi 8/2/2022 : #1 homo 3/19/2022 : #1 Fuyumi

ok, let's get this clear, i needed to rant about this. mostly because watching the godsdamed movie caused me anger issue. and I think many others agree, so this is just a very angry rant. ( don't read if you don't like grammatical errors and misspelling.). Also there might be a few movie and/or book quotes. I just wanna make it clear that I do not own any of those.

so, I'm back on new bullshit, and writing Oneshots again. It's tododeku this time, might have other ships, might not. enjoy!! (Cross posted on Ao3)

Kurotsuki one shots! (Yay!)