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  • The fault in our cheese (MARCELL TOING X READER)
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    *HIGHSCHOOL AU* Marcell is your pretty and smart friend and randomly he starts acting strange around you! Find out what happens next please read it oh my god please do i. "Y/N.........I love you"

  • Cheese balls ( Ratatoing, Danny Gonzalez x Marcelle Toing )
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    Danny Gonzalez is living his best life his husband, Drew Gonzalez, and their miracle child, Darwy Gonzalez. One day though, out of nowhere, a lion appears in Dannys room.... AN ANGEL!! The angel tells Danny: "Rats need your help, so, you're a rat now!", Danny passes out after the angel turned Danny into a rat. Once he...

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  • pony up carol - carol x reader a ratatoing story
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    once upon a time there was a ugly bitch rat named carol and she was mean until one day she met y/n and everything changed...

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  • Ratatoing Greg x Marcell
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    Greg and Marcell wanna fuck also carol is an onion sometimes. Read on if u wanna know what the fuck that's about i guess. :⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠉⠄⣀⡤⢤⣤⣈⠁⣠⡔⠶⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⠁⡀⢹⣿⣷⢹⡇⠄⠎⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣇⣀⣡⣾⣿⡿⠉⠛⠒⠒⠋⠉⢸ ⡿⠋⠁⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣧⡈⠿⣷⣄⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⢄⣾ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⢿⣶⣌⣙⡛⠛⠿⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠖⣒⣒...

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  • America High school Obama x Trump (smut warning 🥵🥵)
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    🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll se...

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  • ~enemies to lovers~ (joe biden x donald trump)
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    ~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?

  • biden x trump major smut
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    from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love

  • Found Love (Wilbur Soot x Brown m&m)
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    [disclaimer!] this was written in around 2020 (?) i think, and i would like to say that i no longer support ANYONE in the dsmp. I will be keeping this up, however, as it is a reminder to myself that at least i am not as fucking cringe as i was a year ago. THIS IS SERIOUS...

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  • Kermit x reader
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    hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

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  • ~Muscular Elmo x reader~
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    An extraordinary tale

  • Smile!Ronald McDonald x reader
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    First of all. Why were you searching this. Second, this is gonna be a weird story, so now is your chance to back out.

  • Fifty Shades of Vector
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    50 work in progress short poems about our favourite orange suited, breathtakingly villainous moon stealer- Vector.

  • Bob Duncan x Carl Azuz
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    This is a sexy smut nothing is BETTER THAN ThIS PIECE OF SHIT! whoever kicked me off of first place for carl azuz congrats but i wanna slap you with my fist and lips

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  • dr.phil xxx steve Harvey
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    it was a cold late night in the studio. dr phil and steve Harvey were trapped with no source of warmth besides their naked bodies.

  • Philza x Samsung refrigrator
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    really interesting description you want to click on this i know you do click on this its hot

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  • Your not raw~ Gordon Ramsay x annoying Orange
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    The thick and juicy orange has fallen for our (lamb) saucy king

  • Annoying Orange x Reader
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    "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH" It was that laugh, his sweet laugh made me fall in love with him." In this fairy tale, you encounter Annoying Orange at one of his movie trailer reviews. You were in the front room, not being seen by the camera.

  • Thanis x Thicc daddy x big chungus x pablito x Jacob saggytits
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    A love story about Thanis Trump Big chungus Pablito and Jacob saggytits.

  • Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver)
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    !! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

  • Jake From State Farm
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    Jake and Kool Aid Man have a connection. One like no other.

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  • ♡ ︎𝙾𝚋𝚊𝚖𝚊 𝚡 𝚀𝚞𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚢 ♡︎
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    Obama, the president of the cooking club fell in love with her enemy Alex. Though Trump is also in love with Alex. Read what happens next 👁👄👁