How can a story go from just wanting clout for the success of their career with simple flirtatious moves go to actually falling for one another? How can the Blood God fall for a girl like her? Maybe because of the fact that they're almost the same person or maybe because it's just fate? °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° Yes I have changed the description to something more useful for the readers because I'm just so great. And Yes this is a Technoblade story because why not? I also wouldn't be putting extra chapters for my quote and quote Authors Note. That's just gonna ruin the vibe if I did! This is also a description to tell you to subscribe to technoblade cause he's also great. Vote on the chapters if you like don't really care. Please don't bot copy the stories I write on my account with my own blood and sweat and post it on your stupid sites... I really don't appreciate that. Alright cya! As of January 15, 2021 #20 - youtube #1 - technothepig #1 - bloodgod #5 - wholesome # 16 - technoblade

The Royal AU, but it ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE (sorta) Edit : i really don't think it does- *insert good description here* ... jk ** Dream is the prince and heir to the throne of his kingdom. His father is a b[ea]chy tyrant that [g]rapes minors. Techno is an assassin with the hunger for the blood of tyrants. He is hired by the king of the neighbouring kingdom to assassinate the royal family for 100 000 000 gold. He goes undercover as a maid at the Prince's bride picking ceremony to assassinate the royal family. Will Techno and Dream have a fight for justice and honour for Dream's father, or will they see something deeper in eachother and obtain a feeling stronger than friendship. i guess you'll just have to read to find out... ** OMG, i actually made a decent sounding description! whoo! also... : TW: Boy x Boy LGBTQ+ Sexual Tension Techno~Maid Techno~Chan(?) Dream x Technoblade (Duh, didn't you read the title) SBI Family Credit: Cover Art = Your Paralysis Demon on Twitter Technoblade = Dave Dream = Clay CaptainPuffy = Caroline Nihachu = Nikita Everyone Else = Me Lol, this will probs be a short book 'cause this is inspired by an irl rp me and my sis did, so...yeah...Enjoy? Idk. Stay FRESH (Won't update daily)

You were a recruit, asked to join a rebellion you didn't believe in- to fight against people you didn't know- all the while carrying around the knowledge and the secret that... You couldn't die. Not without extra steps. . . . . . .

Someone decides it would be a good idea to follow a trend that happened like 3 years ago. It leads to chaotic events and some newfound friends. I dont know if there will be any trigger warnings yet, but they will be added if i feel nessesary. Enjoy reading! Also this will probably be updated more often because its really easy to write and ill be writing it at 3 am. ALSO, ALL SPELLING MISTAKES ARE INTENTIONAL BECAUSE THEY ARE TEXTING

UNPUBLISHED. This has nothing to do with the death of Technoblade. It was written during a weird phase of my life that I wasn't proud of. Bonus chapters are still available - they're focused around original characters. You're welcome to read them.

What happens when Tommy distances himself from trauma and abuse, and catches him self in a web of lies between the whole internet, his global friends, and his foster dad. Paralyzed by nf are the song lyrics. Cover art by the_pastel_peach on Instagram

[On Hiatus] Philza Minecraft can't seem to help but stumble into little kids and adopt them. Mob hybrid or otherwise, Philza Minecraft finds himself the father of young children he's very attached to and now needs to care for them despite not knowing their origins. As time goes on, both him and his children find where they want to fit in the world. ........... Anyway it's just an SBI thingy. Like how the family Dynamic happened. It's like a Minecraft au. There aren't enough of these on Wattpad. Some of this is inspired by the song "Hell's coming with me" great song, you should listen :D ... So apparently this book has kind of become a rehabilitation center for angst loving people who now have trust issues. So, Join us! Have some fluff! It's good for you... Somehow. Admittedly, the farther I got into this, the darker it got, and I'm definitely planning a huge turn to get back to the fluff, but with the current hiatus situation, uhhhh, GL. (This isn't a DSMP fic, but I do reference it a lot. It's more of a parallel universe than anything.)

"I understand. You heard the place you loved was in trouble, so you came back, but I don't-I just-why didn't you take me?" Here it was, at last. Catharsis, or something close to it. "I would have hunted them down with you, Philza, the people who did that to your town. I would have given you your vengeance on a silver platter. I would have given you the world." Philza didn't look guilty. He just looked tired. "I didn't hunt them down, though." // Or, that fic where Techno and Phil are old immortals, and Tommy and Wilbur are decidedly... not. Angst ensues. //

Do I have too many books? Yes. Am I making another one? FUCK YEAH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO This is literally just for Sky so like ty for the idea dumbass i'm now taking all the clout /j /j With that said, enjoy