No-one else's expertise comes CLOSE to that of the great Sir Calixte Pentious...until he hits a rut, which isn't helped by the routine demolition of his workshop. His arch-nemesis, 'Cherri Bomb' as she calls herself, is starting to become more and more of a nuisance! But in a dark (and quite inconceivable) turn of events, their lives are about to get very, VERY messy. They must learn to work together, along with Pentious' adopted twin sons (who do not know when to shut up, so be prepared for that), in order to climb up the social ladder of Industrial Europe while avoiding the piercing gaze of aristocrats with malicious intentions. Mystery, history, comedy, and romance, oh my! Did I mention that it has ~steampunk?~ --There are a few things I would like to point out about this story: TW// Suggestive/sexual language, mentions of sexual abuse, prostitution, violence, strong language, substance use, and other themes that may upset some readers. These topics will be addressed in a respectful manner. I will place warnings above chapters that contain any explicit content (with the exception of strong language). --I'm always accepting constructive criticism, so feel free to comment! Some things I am working on and would especially appreciate: American vs. European spellings; character voice/tone; word choice in physical descriptions -"Hazbin Hotel" and its characters are owned by Vivienne Medrano (Vivziepop) and her crew. I do not claim to own any characters unless specified.

"Welcome to The Missionary Position, and I'm not talking about the band." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Meet Sophie Evans and Jackson Laine - two very different people caught up in the classic "boy meets girl" scenario... sort of. When one of Jackson's bandmates goes completely AWOL, Sophie finds herself hastily recruited as a stand-in percussionist for his infamous garage band, The Missionary Position. Even though she has only minimal drumming skills (as in, none at all), she accepts the position, and the adventures with Jackson that it entails. But can this awkwardly formed friendship endure all the obstacles in its way? Scheming friends, angry Germans, shady gigs, a cursed talent show and - worst of all - the apparent sexual tension that rapidly forms between them? Find out in this nostalgic comedy that will take you right back to your emo phase. Tingling with sarcasm and dirty wit, yet also steeped with heart, friendship, and change, the story of Sophie and Jackson reminds makes us consider not only how we love, but why. **A WATTPAD PICKS STORY (UNDISCOVERED, FOR NOW) 1/19/18** **HIGHEST RANK #385 IN HUMOR**

A unique love story between a deaf blind married transguy named kel and transgirl named Melissa This is their transgender deaf blind marriage story about love and acceptance. The title Transaturated love is a play on words with trans and saturated meaning to be filled with trans love. Read to find out their relationship! but PLEASE review anyways! Don't forget to leave reviews and votes if you really liked the story Happy reading! The authors of this book both are transgender

Eli didn't think much about the city's newest so-called hero, but he supposed Vigilante wasn't all that bad. Granted, he was kind of a jerk and if he ever tried to kiss Eli again he was definitely getting punched. A story about a starving college student, making a living serving coffee and the local vigilante with a crush. - - - - - - - - - Highest rank #1 in Action, Wattys 2016 winner in the Trailblazers category! Featured 6/3/2016-7/23/2017

[COMPLETE][EDITING] Ace Hernandez, the Mafia King, known as the Devil. Sofia Diaz, known as an angel. The two are arranged to be married, forced by their fathers, joining the two Mafia's. But Sofia eventually learns, even the devil was once an angel. Cover by @alluringathena *This book is more of a romance book than Mafia book and I hope you enjoyyy*

I write killer x dream in all my spare time these days with my ship brainrot. These will mostly be angst or smut shots, not much else Ongoing series: Guardian angel: Angst angst angst. Dream died and is left a guardian angel to stop killer from reaching the same fate he did. (Writing starts bad, gets better). ✅COMPLETED✅ One night only: Killer becomes obsessed with Dream, the enemy. How does he deal with obsession? By getting the sense fucked out of him of course. (Smut smut smut) Soulmates: Dream and killer weren't bound by fate, but that won't stop them (Continuation from crossmare oneshot book) Slave: in which Killer is Dream's fighter slave who's only purpose is to win tournaments to please his master. Irreparable: Where in battle Dream blinds Killer and has to deal with the consequences.

This is an Undertale book Criminals have always littered the streets causing a mess and breaking the law. But what happens when criminals Fall in Love? This includes all my favourite sanscest ships This is my first story! I hope you enjoy?

Sequel to Criminal Conflict! It had been nine years since the criminal gang last met up and did anything illegal. They'd planned on never really seeing each other again, keeping contact to a minimal. But as a new threat appears, a monster after all of their kids, the chances of reuniting goes up as the gang join up once more to 'save the day'. Cover credit: me

"It's so nice here, when I grow up, I want to stay here and be like Father! I'll take care of the children!" "Yeah but... are the other kids happy? When they left The House they never write to us..." "Of course they're happy, Cross! Maybe everything is new on the outside that's why they forgot to write, they will soon!" "Not everyone is like you Ink." "Hush, Error, if they won't pick you then I won't leave!" "Will you two lovebirds take that far from me?" "Cross!" "Cross!" "Nevermind, but we all know that St. Lewis Home is the BEST orphanage ever!" ---*~~~*--- "We-were...*pant* mis-taken r-right? *pant*" "Tha-*gasp* that was NOT Pa-papyrus, r-right?" "Ink... I'm sorry but that was Papyrus." ---*~~~*--- "Escaping here would be the best option, Cross." "How do we suppose to escape, Chara? Our knowledge about outside is limited." "I know... but I will protect you and your friends... until we reach the end of this place..." All characters belong to their respectful owners... Pairings: ErrInk (Error x Ink) CrossMare (Cross x Nightmare) Kreme (Killer x Dream) AfterDeath (Geno x Reaper) HorrorLust (Horror x Lust) DustBerry (Dust x Blueberry) SciFell -Possibly- (Science x Fell) Other AUs will appear through out the story. Warning: This story is made up of my blown up mind and I didn't know what I'm doing so... First Book! Cover is still being decided. Also, this book is inspired by an anime called: 'The Promised Neverland' Cover is not mine. Characters doesn't belong to me.

"Welcome to the Rumor Club! I'm Cross, the President. I'm glad to meet you!" A new school is like a new companion. Adapting to them. Getting along with them. "The Rumor Club is made to solve supernatural rumors. Something out of this world!" "Why do you held... masses during October 26, Killer?" "It's for the missing students, Dream." "... Missing?" They're like people. You get to know them over time. You learn their nature. You learn their dark secrets. "I like to report a missing person." "Your name, sir?" "Nightmare Joku." "And their name?" "Cross." ---:--- New Book Cover is created by the amazing @yuamiichu who is planning to create a comics for this book. Please support her on Instagram and Tumblr under the same name! May you be smiled upon!! WARNING! This book contains the following: Strong language, Violence and Mentions of Suicide. Depression and Suicide is no laughing matter and should be talked about and dealt with quickly. Please talk to anyone about your worries because the burden should not be carried alone. Cross X Nightmare - CrossMare Highschool AU Book Cover not mine... Characters belong to their respectful owner.