*These were written WAY back when so there might be mistakes. I do apologize for them.* Haven't seen a lot of these so I decided to make my own. ENJOY but beware lol. DONT FORGET TO VOTE!!!

❝ What's the meaning of life? ❞ ❝ Why are you asking me? Just Google it or something. ❞ ❝ If Google knew it I wouldn't be asking now would I? ❞ When a girl asks a guy who sits in front of her in literature class pointless questions.

𝐊𝐈𝐌 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐉𝐎𝐎𝐍. ❝ Wake up in Tokyo, feel like a torso. ❞ - a short piece inspired by kim namjoon's "Tokyo." ↳ ©SOFTAEMOCHI | 2018 a kim namjoon fanfiction, one-shot. - completed: ✓ ily!

Kim Taehyung, the well-known CEO of the Bank company his parents raised, is your since birth fiancee. You don't even know that fact. And once you knew, everything in you boomed. He's a cold and a heartless boss you could have. Thank god he's your husband. The bubbly you made him fall for you. ♥♥♥ "I cant like her.. nor love her.. why? why not Taehyung? she's your wife you should love her.. no.. that cant be", he thought. WRITTEN BY: BangTae_Bwi

in which namjoon decides to anonymously message a fangirl. © minoficent 2016 [pretty much a bts crack fic]

"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?" in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.

Vampire are a well known species in the world. They overpowered the humans and now all humans must obey by the vampire laws. It is known that female pure blooded vampires can not bare their own children, but there is other ways that is very common in this world. Buy a half blood (half human, half vampire) slave to be the surrogate mother to bare the children the pure blood can not have. Lee y/n is one of the unfortunate halfbreeds. Taken from her family to be sold at the age of eighteen to a very wealthy and well known family. Her duties would be to have as many children as the family wishes, her rights to her own body stripped away from her. But things start to change when Lee Y/n starts to form a bond with these seven vampires that are actually married. What could possibly go wrong?

in which whenever she pops a gum, he shoots someone collab story by @trashjar and @-defenestration

"you certainly do make me feel pretty." (TRIGGER WARNING - eating disorder, self-harm.)