Cabinet Man vs. the New Kids on the Rock

After being alone in his arcade for many years, Cabinet Man makes a new friend: Mitch Dollarton, newly trapped in an arcade machine and hungry for revenge. At Dollarton's behest, Cabinet Man goes after Neil, Ryan, and Kevin. In man against (half-) machine, will machine conquer all?

alternative ways to say Neil Cicierega

I got some of these from other people on the internet, creds to those people. :3