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I May Not Live For Forever, But The Time I Spend Here I'll Be Yours by deptofweirdsounds
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An ordinary house party takes a turn for the life-changing. Title from Amy Shark's 'Be Yours'.
3 DATES AND A COURTNEY [SHARTNEY] by holysharchives
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"Smosh and Why We Are Bad At Dating's very own Courtney Miller finally goes on--not one, not two, but THREE first dates! If you're just as proud of our girl for finally facing her fears, make sure to like and subscribe and punch that notification bell!" © All Rights Reserved. [SMOSH | 2021]
To Arizona (shourtney) by tintintintin73
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In which Courtney visits her great-grandmother's house on the Colorado River and Shayne accompanies her.
Limelight || A Shourtney Story by simplymarina
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Award-winning actor Shayne Topp has been in the limelight for as long as he can remember. Courtney Miller can't tell the difference between a red carpet and a red herring. A chance meeting causes their paths to cross - but is the walk of fame better taken alone? **TW: abuse, drug use, violence** BEST RANKINGS: #1 in Smosh!!! #5 in courtneymiller #13 in shaynetopp
When the Clock Ticks [Shourtney] by GeneralEyes
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He was given three months. She was given two months and 29 days. Nothing's ever certain, but when Smosh's very own Shayne Topp and Courtney Miller are given their end dates, i.e. the dates of their deaths, they decide to keep it a secret from everyone else to avoid getting people hurt. However, after days of trying to constantly cheat death and stay happy within the remaining days, they then decide that life was to be enjoyed to the fullest. In their final weeks, they decide to try all sorts of challenges and make life worth living, and somehow, the constant fear of death brings them closer together. But will death be an easy one to befriend or will it be a little too difficult for them to let go of each other in the end? --- Inspired by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's "The Little Prince" STARTED: 07-13-2020 COMPLETED: 08-10-2020 2200+ words per chapter Cover: Made in MS PowerPoint, photo credits to Smosh(dot)Store DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but this story and the cover! This is a work of fiction and does not intend to harm Smosh, Mythical Entertainment, and all its affiliations. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2020) Highest rankings: #3 in Smosh #5 in Rhett and Link
Isolation (Shourtney) by deptofweirdsounds
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2020's isolation gets the better of Shayne, and Courtney steps up to be the company he needs. Fluff ensues. (5 Parts / Shourtney friends-to-lovers) Highest rating: #7 Shourtney
Couple for Hire [Shourtney] by GeneralEyes
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You may know Shayne Topp and Courtney Miller from Smosh, as everyone who watches Smosh does. But to people of three certain qualities: 1) those who don't watch Smosh, 2) who also live in Los Angeles, and 3) who hold parties and other events, they're the most sensational Couple for Hire™. As their side hustle with Spencer Agnew for their tech and Tommy Bowe for management, they attend weddings, birthdays, office parties, and more for all sorts of purposes wanted by their clients. After each event, they receive their own shares of cash and get back to their full-time jobs at Smosh. However, when they become viral and go big-time for their little acts, Shayne and Courtney compromise to pretend as an actual couple and keep up the act in front of their families, friends, and co-workers to continue their odd job. But it just isn't the same anymore, especially when not only do they become more famous by the day, they start to fall in love with each other for real. --- STARTED: 10/31/2020 COMPLETED: 12/12/2020 2200+ words per chapter COVER: Made in MS PowerPoint, photos from Smosh(dot)Store DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but this story and the cover! This is a work of fiction and does not intend to harm Smosh, Mythical Entertainment, and all its affiliations. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2020) Highest rankings: #1 in smoshfanfiction #1 in ianhecox #2 in mythical #2 in shourtney #2 in courtneymiller #2 in rhettandlink #8 in smosh
Screenplay [Shourtney] by GeneralEyes
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It is not easy to tell a story. As the author of eleven Smosh fanfictions before this one, I can tell you that. Storytelling is a form of art in itself, and it may take you months, years, and decades to find how to craft a story. And for these two we know as Shayne Topp and Courtney Miller, it takes them years after their lives at Smosh to find the perfect storyline. Get this: 29-year-old Courtney now works at a production company years after Smosh, and when she's finally given the biggest opportunity of her life to write the next box-office hit, she learns that 34-year-old Shayne's the lead actor. With a reunion and a look back at their previous job, they work together to make sure the film tells their best stories and maybe resolve problems of their own. You might find it a bit odd, because what are their lives going to be after Smosh? Would they even leave Smosh? What would happen to the rest of them? Don't worry. This is just the first take. -/-/- STARTED: 04/10/2021 ONGOING 2200+ words per chapter Cover: Made at MS Powerpoint, photo credits to Smosh(dot) Store DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but this story and the cover! This is a work of fiction and does not intend to harm Smosh, Mythical Entertainment, and all its affiliations. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2021) Highest rankings: #3 in rhettandlink #3 in smoshfanfiction #3 in ianhecox #11 in shourtney #17 in smosh
Girl Stellar [Shourtney] by GeneralEyes
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The Realm, provider of all the good things to humans on Earth, has a huge problem: they miscalculated and failed to assign a soulmate to the constantly devastated psychologist, Shayne Topp. Having his heart broken several times, Shayne believed that he didn't have a soulmate at all, and he was right. Nonetheless, he wishes to the skies anyway that the clouds would part to send him the woman meant for him. Receiving his case was Courtney Miller, the Head of Soulmates and the maker of the mistake. In order to keep her from being sent to the Unknown as the sanction, her friend and boss Ian Hecox gets her to break the Realm's golden rule and does the unthinkable: descend to Earth to help Shayne find someone to fall in love. However, little did she know that there was a bigger consequence than the ones she was bound to face upon returning: falling in love. As the constellations change every month, Shayne and Courtney find themselves as co-workers and friends, always on the lookout for each other as love grows between them, the boy without a soulmate and the girl sent from the sky. --- STARTED: 09-27-2020 COMPLETED 3000+ words per chapter COVER: Made in MS PowerPoint, photo credits to Smosh(dot)Store DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but this story and the cover! This is a work of fiction and does not intend to harm Smosh, Mythical Entertainment, and all its affiliations. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2020) Highest rankings: #1 in rhettandlink #1 in courtneymiller #2 in ianhecox #3 in smoshfanfiction #12 in shaynetopp #15 in smosh