Just where i put down my fave insults to help ya'll fight a bitch verbally

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

your new lord and savior

just two bros 5 inches apart because they're gay

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy

this is my 1st story so plz do not judge my kinkyness like my 3 other tomato friends they told me not to write this story on our account but I didn't listen they told me to write it on my account but swallow/suck it p.s sorry for the grammar error✌

You've grown up eating fried chicken, will he ever notice you?