Poetry about Venti (#10 in poems #1 in poems #9 in satire)

Oh lord they're back at it again... -- Cover drawn by yours truly <3

This was the day, the Almighty, Technoblade, and the Great diamond boy, Skeppy, will be paired up to finally see, which one of the two heroes is the best. ... That would've been the story if the two had indeed been paired up. The problem is, they were not. He should've known better that they would never ever let him and Skeppy team up in an event. They'll floor everyone on the team scoreboard. So the hosts decided, what if, the ruthless blood god were to team up with the sweetest muffin? "This story is complete and due to the unexpected news/circumstance, it won't be touched anymore by the Author. Whether to give notes or an update. Thank you everyone for sticking with the ride." [Has been #1 on TechHalo since the beginning of time...] [Edit (01/07/22) Legends Never Die. Technoblade will always live on in our hearts.]

Bad has a crush on Skeppy, but Skeppy doesn't like him back. Quackity has a solution, but it's not what Bad expects... And it doesn't turn out to be what Quackity expects either. I posted this on ao3 as well so if you see this there thats also me ^-^ UPDATES EVERY FRIDAY [well, at least I try] Idk help hyperfixation

I'm contributing to this rare boat

Dave finds and saves an injured vampire during one of his night walks in the forest. Why did he decide to do that? It will be platonic... Techhalo/Haloblade fanfiction (why did i agree do this? no flippin idea... i was bored, k?) Purely platonic, shipping real people is gross...

I am only writing this for fun. Mostly platonic shipping. Keep in mind the people that are shipped in this fanfic are ok with shipping. If any ships in this fanfic make a mcyt uncomfortable I will take it down immediately. (Also, if you really hate shipping real people that much, then just don't read it, simple) Mostly just drama and storyline instead of shipping. Criticism is welcomed. Tell me any mistakes I made. The art in this fanfic aren't mine, they belong to their rightful owners. Non-humans are being hunted all across the kingdom. Non-humans include hybrids and people with powers. Everyone calls them monsters and want them gone, and so hunters exist. Humans are afraid of non-humans for their powers. Ships included in the series (All platonic): Skephalo Dreamnap (I used to ship Dreamnotfound but nahhh it's way too overrated) No shipping minors. The minors all have platonic but really close relationships full of fluff. 🥺 Techno shall be asexual in this fanfic just because. There will be Technoblade superiority. I also believe in Puffy and BBH superiority. 😌 TW//Not very graphic described blood + violence, yelling, sharp breaths CW//Angst, mild cussing, weapons

Zak has always hated high school. It's boring and lame. For the first 2 years of high school he always thought that way, until right in the middle of his 3rd year (junior) he meets the new kid who instantly becomes the most popular boy in school. Everyone, especially the girls, love his dangerous and mysterious vibes. Plus, he's pretty rich thanks too his.... "job". When darryl is alone, he's not as bad as he makes himself out to be in front of his mobster brother, their druggie clients, and classmates. Will zak be able to break him out of his shell? Will darryl reveal his family secrets? >>> VERY IMPORTANT ~ One sided slow burn story! Bad doesn't start feeling any type of romantic feelings for skeppy until like chapter 4 or 5. <<< ~ Created for my own entertainment. I don't wish to disrespect or insult skeppy, bad, or anyone included in this story. If the story is upsetting for any person included, I will gladly take it down. I ship the personality's and characters of skeppy and badboyhalo, along with other ships included. Not the human people. June/30/2020 ~ July/30/2020 ----- READS ----- ~14 ~ 7/2/20 ~69 ~ 7/6/20 ~100 ~ 7/7/20 ~420 ~ 7/17/20 ~666 ~ 7/23/20 ~1K ~ 7/29/20 ~2K ~ 8/4/20 ~3K ~ 8/8/20 ~4K ~ 8/15/20 ~5K ~ 8/23/20 ~6K ~ 8/29/20 ~7K ~ 9/5/20 ~8K ~ 9/12/20 ~9K ~ 9/19/20 ~10K ~ 9/29/20 ~11K ~ 10/5/20 ~12K ~ 10/13/20 ~13K ~ 10/20/20 ~14K ~ 10/26/20 ~15K ~ 11/1/20 ~16K ~ 11/8/20 ~17K ~ 11/12/20 ~18K ~ 11/22/20 ~19K ~ 12/2/20 ~20K ~ 12/12/20 ~21K ~ 12/27/20 ~22K ~ 1/6/21 ~23K ~ 1/9/21 ~24K ~ 1/13/21 ~25K ~ 1/18/21 ~26K ~ 1/22/21 ~27K ~ 1/28/21 ~28K ~ 2/4/21 ~29K ~ 2/14/21 ~30K ~ 2/19/21 ~31K ~ 2/25/21 ~32K ~ 3/9/21 ~33K ~ 3/20/21 ~34K ~ 3/29/21 ~35K ~ 4/7/21 ----- VOTES ----- ~14 ~ 7/6/20 ~69 ~ 7/19/20 ~100 ~ 7/21/20 ~420 ~ 8/28/20 ~666 ~ 10/26/20 ~1K ~ 1/20/21 ----- AWARDS ----- ~#1 ~ Skephalo [1/10/21] ~#4 ~ Dream6d [7/18/20] ~#12 ~ Skephalo [7/27/20] ~#6 ~ Skephalo [7/28/20] ~#4 ~ Skephalo [7/30/20]