Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

It's Kwazii's Birthday and Tweak and the others plan to give him a surprise party.

All mine. Also posted on Tumblr, AO3, Fanfiction.net

Incorrect quotes from tumblr about you favorite birds Contains F.O.W.L language

A story on my theory about the octonauts origins. This is my first story so its a bit messy but oh well hope you enjoy! Pls feel free to comment tips :) COMPLETED!!!!

Pisces was the most well-known and dangerous criminal in the world. The murderer of countless victims, he manages to escape the grasp of the police and FBI every time. But when eleven special people come together, will they be able to uncover something much deeper? Find out in Criminal Wanted: A Zodiac Story.

This is a side story/sequel to 'Diaries of Nations'. Alfred has Anorexia/Bulimia and Arthur is cutting himself. Matthew and Francis want to help them recover and make their little/ broken family whole again. Can they do it? Find out inside. ***WARNING- EATING DISORDERS, CUTTING, AND MAYBE SUICIDE. READ WITH CAUTION.******** I don't want anyone relapsing because of this, so please please PLEASE read carefully.

Beckett Steel is considered to be the schools cute boy, the boy you can't hate. The boy that makes everyone smile. The boy everyone loves. The boy that happens to be openly gay and no one judges him for it. And he found someone who needs a smile. The bad boy Reese. Reese Ridge is considered to be the school's badboy, when he really just needs someone who understands, and he doesn't like the little ball of joy that has popped into his life. But Beckett happens to know more than Reese knows. Cover: @DucksEatBananas

*** COMPLETED *** Sixteen year old Daniel Layman has been bullied since he came out. His best friend and protector Sean, moved to Los Angeles leaving Daniel to fend for himself in Oklahoma City. Along with trying to survive every minute of hell at school, Daniel also has to walk over five miles everyday through the dangerous streets of Oklahoma City, just to get home - where he has to ignore the aggressive men his mother brings home every night. Seventeen year old Ethan Miller has been a member of one of the most dangerous gangs in Oklahoma City since he ran away from the foster care system as a child. When Daniel stumbles onto a turf war between Ethan's gang and their rivals, Ethan saves him. But the more Ethan gets to know Daniel, the more he realizes just how much saving Daniel needs. Cover art: made by me #1 in #boyxboy - May/2020 #2 in #gay - May/2020