A clown and a bat, sitting in a cell/ sitting in a mental hospital/ sitting in a rooftop T-a-l-k-i-n-g. The kissing will come later. - Prepare yourselves for a grey Bruce, that's all I'm sayin'. Oh, and for future smut, that too. This is a re-write of The Dark Knight, of course.

original author is on hiatus. This is NOT the original and if the original author wishes for this to be taken down then it will be. I am literally just copy-pasting the story from ao3 into Wattpad, and so the story is not mine and never will be. All credit goes to the original author (tbhyourelame) on ao3. I will try to update as soon as the ao3 version is updated but it will often be a few hours out.