I swear I didn't imagine it; I actually met aliens! Except they're actually mutant turtles and now my life is spiralling into a midlife teenage existential crisis oh my god I don't have enough caffeine for this-

The shit you end up telling strangers online is unbelievable. INCOMING MESSAGE FROM Bootyyyshaker9000... . . . "My brother just deemed Trixie as best pony. Disgusting." cover is shit and half-assed but it's by me @ 2am what do you expect ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

PHANTASM SERIES BOOK 2 --- Versailles (proper noun). The argument over the etymology of Versailles tends to privilege the Latin word 'versare', meaning "to keep turning, turn over and over", an expression used in medieval times for plowed lands, cleared lands (lands that had been repeatedly "turned over"). --- He wasn't like any endermen you had seen before - probably because he wasn't fully an enderman. He was tall like an enderman, but that was where the similarity ended. He was split down the middle - half of his skin the same inky black as the twins, the other half a radiant white. His eyes didn't match either - one blood red and the other emerald green. His hair fell in soft waves, almost obscuring his eyes at times, and he kept his head tilted down, his sharp jawline on display. He seemed timid, but that might have just been the situation - anyone behind bars would likely hang their head.

THE FALL OF AN EMPIRE BOOK ONE --- Your eyes trailed up to the balcony, taking stock of the man who was perched there, hands resting on the railing as he peered down at the crowd that had just entered the room. Broad shoulders were only accentuated by plated armor, polished to a bronze sheen. You had seen this man before, during military processions and that sort of thing. The prison warden, and one of the caesar's previous champions. Samuel. The warden of the prison underneath the colosseum.

You don't know who you are, everything that you used to know about yourself is gone. Yet there is one person in this world that knows you the most but he is trapped in a prison. So you do the only thing you can think of to get him to talk, you make a deal.

little stories about the one and only corpse husband on youtube :) also gender neutral pronouns :) by the way i don't write smut, sorry it makes me uncomfortable. also everything i write is my own so please don't use to thank u :)

[Name] was either extremely brave or just plain stupid. She loved doing things that she wanted to do without any second thought. So when she approached Kei and asked him to help her get closer to the one she liked, it didn't really surprise him. However, what he never expected was the impact that this loud reckless girl could have in his life. Inspired by Your Lie in April Started: May 04, 2020 Ended: June 07, 2020 Disclaimer: I do not own Haikyuu, the reader, nor the general idea for the plot. Haikyuu is owned by Haruichi Furudate. Reader belongs to themself. Your lie in April is owned by Naoshi Arakawa. Any similarities to an existing work of fiction [except for Your Lie in April] is purely coincidental.

[ PREQUEL TO 'Heaven's Cursed Souls ] In which the King of Curses himself falls for a regular-looking human a thousand years ago. Or at least he thought she was. |-~•~-| "Come on! You missed out on a thousand years so I have to catch you up to speed! Y'know, YOLO! That means 'you only live once' but I guess this is your second time living so-" "(Y/n)... Please don't ever say that again." |-~•~-| Jujutsu Kaisen does not belong to me. Any pictures used belongs to their rightful owners :) *The reference photo in the 'Before you Begin' page belongs to @JenyNux. *From chapter 16 onwards, the pictures will belong to @273_cb unless stated otherwise. The reader in this story will be referred to as she/her. |-~•~-| START: 12 - 17 - 20 END: 1 - 26 - 21