in which michael's boss has a thing for michael along with everyone else in the office. or, "when were you planning on telling me that i was just another one of your little whores?" "never, because you're more to me than just another whore- ah, fuck, that came out wrong." © 2015 by nightskymuke All Rights Reserved. lowercase intended started: august 2nd, 2015 ended: april 28th, 2016

I resent the party scene with a part of me that's hard to see

"Only douche bags wear sunglasses inside." "If I knew what one looked like, I might agree."

Completed. Word count: 52,513 Stock·holm Syn·drome - noun: a psychological response in which victims develop feelings of trust and compassion for their captor, almost as if they're not being held as a hostage. Li·ma Syn·drome - noun: a condition in which abductors develop a sense of sympathy for their hostages, sometimes resulting in romantic attraction.

This is the dramatic sequel to 'Let's Not And Say We Did'. So read that one first. It's not all sunshine and rainbows after Pete And Patrick finally say "I Do". Kicking their enemies out of the wedding doesn't stop them from getting their payback. And they do it in a way that will change Pete and Patrick's lives together forever. Will their love be strong enough to withstand the challenges? Or will their "I Do" quickly become "I Did" ? (Don't read if you're expecting all happiness and fluff)

A gay twist on a Harlequin tale. CEO Pete Wentz is in trouble. After a very emotional breakup with his girlfriend (emotional on her end of course), She decided to ruin his life. By selling false stories about Pete being a homophobic asshole. But only half of that is true. The head of his marketing team decides that to totally expel the rumors, Pete should hire a guy to pose as his boyfriend. And Patrick Stump is just the man for the job. After his boyfriend of almost ten years breaks up with him, Patrick finds himself in a stump. (haha) He can't afford to live in their apartment alone and his paintings haven't been selling well. So when he gets offered a job to pretend to date someone for fifty thousand dollars, he jumps at the opportunity. But can he keep his heart out of this artificial relationship? Or will real emotions surface from this faked love?

To save his father, Patrick Stump is forced to marry Pete Wentz.

What happens when the members of Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, and My Chemical Romance get stranded on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere with no cell phones and four pounds of Cheez Whiz? Well, first they pray to the Emo Lord and Savior, Billie Joe Armstrong, then, they complete his challenges to get back home. Between a complicated love triangle, an affair, and a terrible case of milk PTSD, everyone's in for an adventure they'll never forget. (Mainly focuses on Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, and My Chemical Romance but also has Twenty One Pilots, Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, and many many other bands.)

Frank and Gerard were childhood friends. And then they were enemies. Finally, they became strangers. They'd been friends though, and maybe they'd been a little too affectionate, because everyone thought the two of them would get married someday. Before they became enemies, they had even agreed to use each other as a backup plan. If, by the time they both reached their thirtieth year, they hadn't found someone to marry, they'd marry each other. They have thirty three days left. THIS STORY IS INTENDED FOR 18+ AUDIENCES. I can't stop you from reading it at whatever age you are, but please be advised. DISCLAIMER: This fic features Brendon Urie as a character. It was written before allegations were made of Brendon's conduct, and I in no way support him or his actions.