[Complete] "I'm having your baby, it's none of your business." Louis and Harry appear to have the perfect marriage.. until one day Louis has a drunken one night stand with a cactus in a black dress. But that's just the beginning..

harry likes going on adventures with his fuckbuddy i mean bestie louis

harry likes pretty pink flowers and louis enjoys ink and piercings. **This story contains possible triggers. Read at your own risk.** started in 2015, finished in 2017. slowly editing.

••complete 2014•• harry has a homophobic dad, but he still loves louis