Deadpool, aka Wade Wilson, has taken many different types of jobs in his day. However, he's starting to rethink his whole "will do anything for money" motto when he gets a job from the one and only Tony Stark. Thing is, Deadpool doesn't really DO babysitting. Peter Parker does NOT need protection. He has told Tony this many times, but apparently it's not setting in. Now Tony has gotten the infamous 'Merc with a Mouth" involved in all this! Tony just wants to look out for the kid, his kid, so what if he's not as responsible as Cap? So what if he's not above getting an assassin to guard the kid? What's the worst that could happen? (Don't own the characters or the songs)

⚠️ suicide references ⚠️ A short story of how Peter meets Deadpool's daughter and how their friendship progresses into something else This story is completed 2019

"Hey, Mr. Stark..." Peter laughs nervously, but tries to lighten the tension nonetheless. "Did you just put me on hold for the last three minutes and twenty-eight seconds?" Tony inquiries, his voice chillingly calm. "'Cause last time I checked, a teenager who is given a multi-million dollar suit answers the calls of said person who gave the teenager a multi-million dollar suit." Peter fights a deadly new villain with Tony and Team Spidey on his side! Full of angsty, hurt-comfort, and fluffy moments of our favorite Irondad Spiderson duo!

Natasha was confused. What did Tony mean when he said to protect the kid? He couldn't mean Morgan, he refused to ever call her kid for some reason. It just didn't make sense, but she was going to figure what he had meant and whoever the kid was, she would protect them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ !!!Endgame spoilers!!! An kinda fix it of Endgame, starting at the end of endgame when Steve returns the stones and going from there. Also Far From Home, I don't know her. This is totally just my way of coping with Natasha's death, get over it.