Ineffable (adjective) too great or extreme to be expressed or described in words// #1 in joostklein 27.09.2024 #1 in thenetherlands 10.10.2024 #2 in drive 15.10.2024 --- Note that everything in this story is fictional. Any event that is similar to actual happenings has been fictionalised for the plot. Do not take anything from this story as real or as real representations of actual people. Another Joost Klein fanfic because why not?

Joost Klein is much younger than Eva, a beautiful, vibrant but otherwise unremarkable middle-aged woman, when they meet by chance and discover they cannot resist each other. However, their intense but private affair becomes public, and they must choose between fighting for an unconventional future and backing away from the chaos. There is a lot of smut in this story. By smut, I mean sexual situations between consenting adults that are depicted in explicit detail. I have labelled chapters that contain graphic sexual content with warnings before the story at the start, but they were still intended solely for adult audiences. There is a lot of lovely fluff too, and a bit of normal everyday life, angst, anger, and worry. I like to dive into my imaginings and have a good old swim about. Every scenario and every character is an original work of fiction. In particular, the characters that bear the names of Joost and his friends stand out. Despite the fact they are named after real people, neither you nor I know anything about them apart from what we've read or seen in the public domain, nor have I met any of them. Please have fun, but stay normal! #LAW Also, if you like my story, please vote for it or comment. I can't tell you what a thrill it is to see a notification and then to find out for once it's not just Wattpad trying to get me to buy credits again. It isn't going to happen, Wattpad... never!

Langour (noun) weakness or weariness of body or mind// #1 in joostklein 16.06.2024 #1 in thenetherlands 21.06.2024 #1 in eurovision 23.06.2024 #1 in music 26.07.2024 --- Note that everything in this story is fictional. Any event that is similar to actual happenings has been fictionalised for the plot. Do not take anything from this story as real or as real representations of actual people. A light-hearted modern story that I'm not used to writing, but will try for the Joost Klein discourse. I've never been to The Netherlands, so I apologise for inaccuracies. But what a guy, right? Enjoy!