18+ Carl Wheezer sexy smut!!!!! only for mature readers!!!!

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

You are a young hard worker that has traveled around the globe, can speak 30 languages and knows what to do. Your boss is a Muscular Green Beauty that starts to spend more and more time with you. Could it be love for you, for once? NOTE: THIS BOOK IS FOR EPIC GAMERS. IF YOU'VE BEATEN HEROBRINE OR THE ENDER DRAGON, COME ON IN.

an emotional rollercoaster, a hopeless romance, mordecai and twilight will never have the chance to express their true feelings... i wrote this at 2am dont bully me THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM SHSNBSN this is so crinfe im rlly sorry

(Y/n)-chan has just gotten a new job as Roger Doofenshmirtz's secretary. There, she meets the man of her dreams. Read to find out more! (tw: murder, vore)

Let all your wildest dreams become a reality 😉 Request one shots (fantasies with daddy) for me to write [Shrek and all the characters involved belong to their respective owners]

you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

An extraordinary tale

You've grown up eating fried chicken, will he ever notice you?