18+ Carl Wheezer sexy smut!!!!! only for mature readers!!!!

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

You are a young hard worker that has traveled around the globe, can speak 30 languages and knows what to do. Your boss is a Muscular Green Beauty that starts to spend more and more time with you. Could it be love for you, for once? NOTE: THIS BOOK IS FOR EPIC GAMERS. IF YOU'VE BEATEN HEROBRINE OR THE ENDER DRAGON, COME ON IN.

S͖̦͖h̺͔͜r͉͍͖e͍͓̠k͙̠͜ w̢͉̺o̺͇u͇̝͙l͍͖͔d͕̝͚ l̢̻͜i̢͖̙k̙̼͙e͇͖͓ t̺͎̘o̘͔͖ k̠̪n̘͕̺o̡͙͚w͍̞͉ y͇͍͔o͚͎͚u͔͕̪r̞͇ l̡͎o̢̦͚c̢̘̺a͚̺̘ț̡̪i̢͓o̪͜n̺͚͉ b̠͍͉a̡̞̝b̢͕y̘̘͙ g͎̺͇o͖̦͜r̢͕̟l̺͎̫~͚̫̻~̠͙̦ ONESHOTS Originally published: 12/01/2020 (12 Jan) Highest ranks: #10 Donkey (27.11.20) #9 69 (27.11.20) #3 Egirls (27.11.20) #10 Shrekislife (9.7.21) #9 Shrekislife (2.1.22) #9 Seggsy (30.7.22)

an emotional rollercoaster, a hopeless romance, mordecai and twilight will never have the chance to express their true feelings... i wrote this at 2am dont bully me THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM SHSNBSN this is so crinfe im rlly sorry

(Y/n)-chan has just gotten a new job as Roger Doofenshmirtz's secretary. There, she meets the man of her dreams. Read to find out more! (tw: murder, vore)

Let all your wildest dreams become a reality 😉 Request one shots (fantasies with daddy) for me to write [Shrek and all the characters involved belong to their respective owners]

you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

An extraordinary tale

You've grown up eating fried chicken, will he ever notice you?