Of book of smut basically, not just any smut, FUNNY SMUT! :D Hope to give you a good chuckle with these hilarious but dirty, little stories of Smut. Ships may very, I don't promise to do them all. ( Read at you own risk, contains very adult things, written porn basically :3 )

(𝐀 𝐃𝐍𝐅 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐀𝐔) - The tales of the forest goblin. A monster so frightening and cruel that no man or woman who's entered the DeepThorn forest before, dared to go back again. Taught and raised to believe that only the worst of the worst haunted these shadows of the green lands and high tops, the forest is a zone closed off to the village of the Mist and it's people. It's always been a rule carved into stone over years and years, until one day, their life depends on breaking this code.. Two of the village's finest hunters Dream and Sapnap are sent out on a quest into the forest to hunt for food and find resources. Heavily armed and armored, they enter with the sole intent of providing for their village and killing the monster if it ever came down to it. Until one of the hunters gets injured- and without even knowing it, this so-called forest goblin becomes his only hope to survival.. and maybe even something more. ~ ~ ~ ~ [[COVER MADE: by me, ART USED: @craftervali on Twitter (not mine)]] [[DISCLAIMER: THE ART/PICTURES USED ARE NOT MINE]] -- ➪ A DNF FANFIC WARNINGS to look out for: mention of death/slurs and vulgar language/ violence.. (This is purely out of fun and interest however it will immediately be taken down if either of the ccs feel uncomfortable or ask for it) ⚠︎𝗡𝗢𝗧 EVERYTHING IN THIS FANFIC IS 𝗔𝗖𝗖𝗨𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘, THINGS 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗕𝗘 MADE UP⚠︎︎ Goal: 10k reads ✔️ 15k reads ✔️ 20k reads ✔️ 30k reads✔️ 40k reads✔️ 50k reads??? [] Started: 22/9/21 [] Ended: 13/2/22 Rankings: #3 dnf #7 georgewastaken #1 georgenotfound

dream's the son of a mafia boss and one day during a car chase, he crashes into a certain british guy. cwII violence II gun use II blood II death II mature language II may contain some mature scenes (no smut) II inspired by dilwale lol iykyk started - 4th july 2021 5k - 28th august 2021 10k - 30th september 2021 20k- 31st october 2021 (what tysm 😌) finished- 15th october 2021 #17 IN FANFICTION!?!? THAT'S ABSURD (on November 3 2021)