Lord Farquaad was not very nice to me. He didn't even want to see my face whenever we finished having intercourse. So naturally, I bitched about him on my blog. Eventually, someone messaged me - "I'll be your new daddy" Who could it be? *Shrek fanfiction*

The story of Thanos X Shrek They're love story They're life, Together 2 Most beautiful girls in the world meet each other What will happen? Stay tuned

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

It's hot. So very hot.

Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper. Yeah, that's basically it.

Squidward×Sponge Bob May contain 18+ content but we will warn you at the beginning of the chapter. (Lol jk jk) To be honest it's just me and my friend's crazy, weird imagination don't take any of it seriously. Please. Edit: We were kidding when we said 18+ content

a stupid love story between caillou and barney that i made cause its quarantine. also would just like to say i am not trying to disrespect anyone. this is just for fun <3

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

SO BASICALLY UM SQIDWARD IS IN LABOUR AND SHREK IS BY HIS SIDE HELPING H!M THROUGH THE GRUELING JROURNEY OF BORTH

it's all ogre now • Co-written by @shsllawyer the queen of the swump and @WarriorCatG the lord of Duloc