(Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus most no-no words are censored Including but not limited to: - Jesus paints your nails -Jesus sleepover! - Jesus gets cyberbullied -Jesus says a bad word :o -Jesus goes to the hype house -Jesus self-diagnoses himself with depression -Jesus gets the coronavirus -jesus becomes a minecraft streamer -jesus gets arrested for being too thicc no disrespect to jesus, i love you man

This is the worst goddamn book on wattpad, seriously, read at your own risk!!!! YOu were in love with Jesus, you loved him <3. "Senpai, l hate you." YOu said. "Yes." Jesus smiled and pecked you on the cheek. "My people need me!" He screeched and got swallowed into the satanic star. <3.

Welp