Uhhhh I'm tired rn and running off of a bottle of old diet 7up

If someone insults you , never use the classic '' I know what you are but what am I?''. Instead, use these roasts. Most of these are funny, some are brutal.

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

Lola the sheep is innocent, naive and sweet. As a favour to her flock mate Timmy, she goes to interview the wealthy, beautiful Shaun the Sheep. He is transfixing, enigmatic and handsome as hell. But as she realises his tastes are very 'singular', will their relationship be able to take the heat?

In a world of cartoons, will one brave character be able to take fate into her own hands for the man she loves?

I'm sorry