A stand-up comedian with a bad temper and low motivation ends up falling for Frisk's homeroom teacher, her irritatingly soft voice, and her smug attitude. Who would've known? There's probably a lame old joke hidden in there somewhere, but he doesn't give a damn about that right now, so maybe come back later, and he'll think of something. (Mostly told from his perspective, but there will be chapters featuring Second Person POV.) ★ ★ ★ • Cover Image Source: chiarasanchi (WordPress + DeviantArt) (wordpress.org/openverse/photos/65392096-97cb-4d5e-87d8-187508aed9cf) • Content Warnings: language mild violence suggestive themes implied alcohol abuse references to depression Please proceed with caution! This is the SFW, 'Fade to Black' version of Where's the Punchline?, so if you're old enough to read the Mature version, then it can be accessed through AO3. • Updates: Fridays - Weekly • Other Stories: Lord, Have Mercy! (Undertale | Sans x Reader) Be Still, My Heart! (Mafiatale AU | Sans x Reader) Strawberry Soap (Overtale AU | Sans x Reader)

A nun for a grandmother, a priest for a father, a preacher for a mother, homeschooled until your teens, and sent to a religious college for your degree, it's no wonder you can't process what's happening before you. There's beauty in being protected from the harshness of the world, but doing so to the point where you've become the most bland and prude woman out of your friend group is something else entirely. Yeah, you learned what Halloween was by your first year in college, but seeing a monster in any context beyond horror has its consequences now. You never understood the appeal of supernatural romances. And you never understood the appeal of this 'Skellington' guy your friends raved about on Halloween - Christmas, too. So when a gang of monsters looking straight out of a 90s cartoon shows up in your office, adapting obliges. There's one you compare to that 'Skellington' guy, whose name you'd rather not mention much as you begin to have somewhat... indecent dreams of, few months into knowing him. Until fate kicks your ass and brings you to a circumstance where you end up having to let him stay at your home, and where you wake him one night by saying his name during your sleep. ★ ★ ★ • Cover Image Source: theslowesthnery (Twitter + Tumblr) (mobile.twitter.com/theslowesthnery?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor) ​​​​ • Content Warnings: violence language depression alcohol abuse suggestive themes Please proceed with caution! This is the SFW, 'Fade to Black' version of Lord, Have Mercy!, so if you're old enough to read the Mature version, then it can be accessed through AO3. • Updates: Saturdays - Weekly • Other Stories: Be Still, My Heart! (Mafiatale AU | Sans x Reader) Where's the Punchline? (Underfell AU | Sans x Reader) Strawberry Soap (Overtale AU | Sans x Reader)

"Do you think even the worst person can change? That everyone can be a good person, if they just try?" he asks, facing your eyes. "No. Definitely not," you reply, crossing your arms. "There's just something that's disrespectful to the one who's suffered from that person's actions - like that victim's suffering isn't worth a damn." You gesture at your dress, then smile. "And that's ironic, isn't it? A nun who doesn't believe in redemption or forgiveness?" He laughs; a hand is offered to you when he takes a step closer. "Frankly, it ain't the strangest thing I've seen." • • • A nun and a judge meet and discuss the greys of life. One of them in particular is why Frisk had to die so many times throughout their journey for monsters to finally see them as a friend. You're their mother above all else, so why the hell does he think you should forget all the harm his kind has done to your child? (Half of this story will be in Second Person [Your POV] and half in Third Person [His POV].) ★ ★ ★ • Cover Image Source: theslowesthnery (Twitter + Tumblr) (mobile.twitter.com/theslowesthnery?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor) ​​​​ • Content Warnings: violence language depression alcohol abuse suggestive themes Please proceed with caution! This is the SFW, 'Fade to Black' version of Be Still, My Heart!, so if you're old enough to read the Mature version, then it can be accessed through AO3. • Updates: Mondays - Twice a Month (Starting May 2nd) • Other Stories: Lord, Have Mercy! (Undertale | Sans x Reader) Where's the Punchline? (Underfell AU | Sans x Reader) Strawberry Soap (Overtale AU | Sans x Reader)

Ever since you were little, you dreamed of being on stage and dancing to your hearts content. You were determined to get where you wanted. All spot lights on you, people cheering and clapping as your feet swept across the stage. You were so close. 1 day away and you would have all of your dreams come true. Then everything was lost when the plane you was on crashed. You lost all feeling in your legs and lower body. So now, instead of living up to your dream you promised yourself would come true, you watch from a balcony. Instead of dancing like you wanted to, you got the complete opposite. Now all you can do is watch the monsters dance on what was to be your stage. ---- "You can dance. I can cry." "So let's make a tear jerking performance." ----

Okay, so, wattpad deleted my previous description. I apologize for the inconvenience. Immagine having no friends, being an adult, working with kids waaay to much, and living all alone in a big, dark house that was left to you by your dead grandparents. That's you. Of course, until you find one of your old therapists in a grocery store, and realize that she's the mother of Frisk, one of the children you take care of. Toriel invites you over, and it kind of snowballs from there. Sans, Mettaton, Bp- It got crazy real fast. A few notes: Bara Sans=Big Sans Slow burn. You ain't just gonna meet em and go- "let's fck" You have an ex Who sucks Cuz exes suck Huge dong Sans x Fem Reader

☆ (Y/N) was just a regular girl living in a regular town. Well, maybe she wasn't the most normal girl, but she usually acted like she was. But then, one day, a new student came to her highschool. (Y/N) thought that they'd probably be pretty good friends, because he seemed like he wasn't normal either; but what (Y/N) didn't expect, was that they would ever be M o r e T h a n F r i e n d s ☆

Mainly what the title says. Lots of Sans, ton of SANS, Undertale sans, undefell sans, ALL THE SANS. BUT WITH A CHUBBY READER. WHHHAAAAT I KNOOOOW. READ FOR THE FLUFF THE CUTE FLUFF. (BUT IF YOU WANT SOME LEMONS HONEY, YOU GONNA HAVE TO WAIT TILL I GET THOSE IN ANOTHER BOOK. ;) ) Also, there will be a request chapter, I won't take all requests, but I will take some. ALSO CAN I JUST THANK YOU GUYS FOR 23k?!! LIKE WHAT?!! (Tbh if we get to 25k I might just continue that little one shot y'all keep requesting for me to continue to there's that.)

All the world, just hated kind people... they threated them as nothing and put them aside. That even happened in the underworld... They saw them as a sickness, what they don't know is that sicknesses spread... (Cover made by me :3)